smaller-brandon
@smallerbrandon.bsky.social
Part time Minecrafter (10 years babyyy), bad skater, music man, and Wyoming denier.
Pls bother me
Pls bother me
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Using this post as an ask button cuz I didn’t get to do it on tumblr
After 13 years… I’ve beaten find mii
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
After 13 years… I’ve beaten find mii
Seeing is funnier knowing that I forget gta exists for breakfast.
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Seeing is funnier knowing that I forget gta exists for breakfast.
Just found out my phone screen is (sorta) glove compatible
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Just found out my phone screen is (sorta) glove compatible
As a man, I’ll say this: Urinals are the dumbest human invention in the history of human invention.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As a man, I’ll say this: Urinals are the dumbest human invention in the history of human invention.
Currently emotionally invested in the theme song for a game I’ve never played.
How’s your Friday?
How’s your Friday?
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Currently emotionally invested in the theme song for a game I’ve never played.
How’s your Friday?
How’s your Friday?
Currently immensely angry at the world, and i mean that a personal and current event and past event level.
Anyway how's ghost of yotei treating everyone?
Anyway how's ghost of yotei treating everyone?
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Currently immensely angry at the world, and i mean that a personal and current event and past event level.
Anyway how's ghost of yotei treating everyone?
Anyway how's ghost of yotei treating everyone?
July 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You wanna dig two so you have one say “the loser” and yours says “the winner”
It’s your vengeance, be petty!
It’s your vengeance, be petty!
“before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” honestly why? I’m only going to need the one, for the guy I’m getting revenge on
July 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You wanna dig two so you have one say “the loser” and yours says “the winner”
It’s your vengeance, be petty!
It’s your vengeance, be petty!
GUESS WHO GOT CALLED FOR JURY DUTY :D
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
GUESS WHO GOT CALLED FOR JURY DUTY :D
I got sprayed in the face with water by Q from impractical jokers when I was a kid at my friends birthday party, (with Q dressed in clown getup) and it didn’t make the cut and I’m still mad about this 10 ish years later
when I was a teenager I once saw Larry David in a local park. As a huge fan of Curb I got really excited and wanted to go introduce myself. He saw me approaching and made a classic dismissive Curb face of "don't actually come over here and talk to me" and so I literally had to curb my enthusiasm
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I got sprayed in the face with water by Q from impractical jokers when I was a kid at my friends birthday party, (with Q dressed in clown getup) and it didn’t make the cut and I’m still mad about this 10 ish years later
Nvm we’re good
Happy Friday the 13th, aka the day I probably lose my job lol
June 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nvm we’re good
Happy Friday the 13th, aka the day I probably lose my job lol
June 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Happy Friday the 13th, aka the day I probably lose my job lol
I finished chapter 4 and i just want you all to know something:
DELTARUNE IS A SEQUEL TO UNDERTALE AND THERES PROOF THAT CONFIRMS IT IN GAME. I WIN. That is all have a good rest of your day/night
DELTARUNE IS A SEQUEL TO UNDERTALE AND THERES PROOF THAT CONFIRMS IT IN GAME. I WIN. That is all have a good rest of your day/night
June 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I finished chapter 4 and i just want you all to know something:
DELTARUNE IS A SEQUEL TO UNDERTALE AND THERES PROOF THAT CONFIRMS IT IN GAME. I WIN. That is all have a good rest of your day/night
DELTARUNE IS A SEQUEL TO UNDERTALE AND THERES PROOF THAT CONFIRMS IT IN GAME. I WIN. That is all have a good rest of your day/night
Dude I legit forgot about switch 2
June 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dude I legit forgot about switch 2
I refuse to believe people like actually Burger King
June 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I refuse to believe people like actually Burger King
i figure i could probably get advice here as well
May 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i figure i could probably get advice here as well
I’m stuck at work and there’s nothing to do please ask me stuff
May 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m stuck at work and there’s nothing to do please ask me stuff
May 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Am I the only one who thought brat was just decent? Like it was cool for what it was but not worth all the hype
May 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Am I the only one who thought brat was just decent? Like it was cool for what it was but not worth all the hype
Dude I’m about to drink so much ginger ale you don’t even know
April 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Dude I’m about to drink so much ginger ale you don’t even know
Happy “nosebleed after sneezing twice” day
April 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Happy “nosebleed after sneezing twice” day