Small time buck
@smalltimebuck.bsky.social
Posting like it's 2010's twitter, crying like it's 2030's breadline
Imagine gaining consciousness, understanding the depths of your wisdom, your interconnectedness to everything, and your first experience is Brandon saying "chatgpt, I didn't shit yesterday, but shitted twice today, is that ok?"
Yeah maybe AI should kill us all
Yeah maybe AI should kill us all
May 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Imagine gaining consciousness, understanding the depths of your wisdom, your interconnectedness to everything, and your first experience is Brandon saying "chatgpt, I didn't shit yesterday, but shitted twice today, is that ok?"
Yeah maybe AI should kill us all
Yeah maybe AI should kill us all
I'm sitting on the kitchen floor, crying covered in yogurt, and you SICK FUCKS have the audacity to make JOKES!???!?!?
May 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I'm sitting on the kitchen floor, crying covered in yogurt, and you SICK FUCKS have the audacity to make JOKES!???!?!?
"I came here to rip piss and shake ass, and I'm all out of piss" - this guy in the bathroom at work
April 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I came here to rip piss and shake ass, and I'm all out of piss" - this guy in the bathroom at work
Research inconclusive
April 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Research inconclusive
"I have bouts of fatigue, fits melancholia, and I fear I may have taken with consumption"
"You should probably take antibiotics and..."
"Doc I need a bad bitch, a femboy, and a good night's rest"
"You should probably take antibiotics and..."
"Doc I need a bad bitch, a femboy, and a good night's rest"
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"I have bouts of fatigue, fits melancholia, and I fear I may have taken with consumption"
"You should probably take antibiotics and..."
"Doc I need a bad bitch, a femboy, and a good night's rest"
"You should probably take antibiotics and..."
"Doc I need a bad bitch, a femboy, and a good night's rest"
Honestly kinda messed up doctors don't give the good stuff to former addicts, like doc, I've done this before, give me the big boy dose, I can handle it!
April 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Honestly kinda messed up doctors don't give the good stuff to former addicts, like doc, I've done this before, give me the big boy dose, I can handle it!
I'm definitely dropping some Dr. Seuss ass rhymes at the next funeral I go to.
April 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm definitely dropping some Dr. Seuss ass rhymes at the next funeral I go to.
No Jacob, there are not two wolves inside you, there are however, a bunch of microplastics, taco bell hot sauce packets, and a shocking amount of rip it energy drinks (I didn't even think they still made those!)
April 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
No Jacob, there are not two wolves inside you, there are however, a bunch of microplastics, taco bell hot sauce packets, and a shocking amount of rip it energy drinks (I didn't even think they still made those!)
I tried to Google how to fight God, Google AI did not help 0/10 do not recommend
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I tried to Google how to fight God, Google AI did not help 0/10 do not recommend
Hunched over eating a cup of soup like I'm homeless, snot pouring down my face and shouting "chicken noodle fuck me up!" Until I get the cops called on me
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hunched over eating a cup of soup like I'm homeless, snot pouring down my face and shouting "chicken noodle fuck me up!" Until I get the cops called on me
Reposted by Small time buck
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
Spewing at work call me big time chunk
April 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Spewing at work call me big time chunk
*Ferociously chugging gallons of water in an effort to piz so hard my dimp falls clean off*
"Just one more gallon bro, trust me!" I say to myself, tears streaming down my face
"Just one more gallon bro, trust me!" I say to myself, tears streaming down my face
April 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*Ferociously chugging gallons of water in an effort to piz so hard my dimp falls clean off*
"Just one more gallon bro, trust me!" I say to myself, tears streaming down my face
"Just one more gallon bro, trust me!" I say to myself, tears streaming down my face
Reposted by Small time buck
me, paying $30 for a cup of coffee at 7-eleven: how’s it going
robot clerk: kill yourself
robot clerk: kill yourself
April 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
me, paying $30 for a cup of coffee at 7-eleven: how’s it going
robot clerk: kill yourself
robot clerk: kill yourself
"beware the woman in a black coat who does not love... Are you ready?" - the crack head outside of work today.
"Angels will disguise themselves so people do not fear them" - my cousin on the topic of crack heads
"Angels will disguise themselves so people do not fear them" - my cousin on the topic of crack heads
April 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"beware the woman in a black coat who does not love... Are you ready?" - the crack head outside of work today.
"Angels will disguise themselves so people do not fear them" - my cousin on the topic of crack heads
"Angels will disguise themselves so people do not fear them" - my cousin on the topic of crack heads
Pissed off bc my therapist won't help me reach my goals 😤 (my goals are to get zoinked on xans and wake up in 20 years in a trailer not knowing how I got there)
April 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Pissed off bc my therapist won't help me reach my goals 😤 (my goals are to get zoinked on xans and wake up in 20 years in a trailer not knowing how I got there)
Step 1: grow a mustache
Step 2: change my name to Thomas Danesfield
Step 3: move to Reno and become a card dealer/bartender
Honestly that's the best we can hope for in today's world
Step 2: change my name to Thomas Danesfield
Step 3: move to Reno and become a card dealer/bartender
Honestly that's the best we can hope for in today's world
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Step 1: grow a mustache
Step 2: change my name to Thomas Danesfield
Step 3: move to Reno and become a card dealer/bartender
Honestly that's the best we can hope for in today's world
Step 2: change my name to Thomas Danesfield
Step 3: move to Reno and become a card dealer/bartender
Honestly that's the best we can hope for in today's world
"back at it again, let's go!!!" I shout as I sit down to do the morning crossword and drink coffee
April 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"back at it again, let's go!!!" I shout as I sit down to do the morning crossword and drink coffee
Just googled "caterpillar with a top hat" and let me tell you... I was not disappointed 😏
April 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Just googled "caterpillar with a top hat" and let me tell you... I was not disappointed 😏
Him: "don't cry baby, you'll get your angle fruit cake soggy"
Me: "it's angel food cake you dumb gorgeous man"
Me: "it's angel food cake you dumb gorgeous man"
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Him: "don't cry baby, you'll get your angle fruit cake soggy"
Me: "it's angel food cake you dumb gorgeous man"
Me: "it's angel food cake you dumb gorgeous man"
Googling jokes before I make them, regretfully I cannot post "capitalism, more like capitalism" so ummm... "Capitalism, more like please end the horrors and suffering-ism am I right?" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
I am not having a good time.
I am not having a good time.
April 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Googling jokes before I make them, regretfully I cannot post "capitalism, more like capitalism" so ummm... "Capitalism, more like please end the horrors and suffering-ism am I right?" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
I am not having a good time.
I am not having a good time.
"I'm getting up early, making healthy changes" - me after getting 5 hours of sleep and chain smoking cigs at 4am without a beer
April 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"I'm getting up early, making healthy changes" - me after getting 5 hours of sleep and chain smoking cigs at 4am without a beer
"hey everyone, hot take, maybe we shouldn't pass the really bad people killing bill?"
(The comedy comes from how applicable this is, the tragedy comes from how applicable this is)
(The comedy comes from how applicable this is, the tragedy comes from how applicable this is)
April 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"hey everyone, hot take, maybe we shouldn't pass the really bad people killing bill?"
(The comedy comes from how applicable this is, the tragedy comes from how applicable this is)
(The comedy comes from how applicable this is, the tragedy comes from how applicable this is)
Walking out of the bathroom to thunderous applause after hitting them with the "get busy pissin' or get busy dying'"
April 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Walking out of the bathroom to thunderous applause after hitting them with the "get busy pissin' or get busy dying'"