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The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
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Three playoff matchups, three one-score games.
NFL Wild Card Weekend 🔥
NFL Wild Card Weekend 🔥
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Three playoff matchups, three one-score games.
NFL Wild Card Weekend 🔥
NFL Wild Card Weekend 🔥
Playoffs behind a paywall streaming service is criminal
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Playoffs behind a paywall streaming service is criminal
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IT'S CHICAGO, YEAH 🗣️
The Bears erase an 18-point deficit to win their first playoff game since 2010.
The Bears erase an 18-point deficit to win their first playoff game since 2010.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
IT'S CHICAGO, YEAH 🗣️
The Bears erase an 18-point deficit to win their first playoff game since 2010.
The Bears erase an 18-point deficit to win their first playoff game since 2010.
I am so overdue for Star Wars rewatch that I totally didn’t realize what the empire was building in Andor. I feel like a dummy
December 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am so overdue for Star Wars rewatch that I totally didn’t realize what the empire was building in Andor. I feel like a dummy
My Benoit Blanc film ranking
1. Wake Up Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
1. Wake Up Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Benoit Blanc film ranking
1. Wake Up Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
1. Wake Up Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
Why do they continue to give us Avatar?
It has no cultural impact and I never ever hear ppl talk about liking it. Ever. IRL and online.
This is why hollywood is buying and selling and eating each other because MBA grad nepos are bad at their job
It has no cultural impact and I never ever hear ppl talk about liking it. Ever. IRL and online.
This is why hollywood is buying and selling and eating each other because MBA grad nepos are bad at their job
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why do they continue to give us Avatar?
It has no cultural impact and I never ever hear ppl talk about liking it. Ever. IRL and online.
This is why hollywood is buying and selling and eating each other because MBA grad nepos are bad at their job
It has no cultural impact and I never ever hear ppl talk about liking it. Ever. IRL and online.
This is why hollywood is buying and selling and eating each other because MBA grad nepos are bad at their job
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NEW: Police are investigating an "apparent homicide" after two bodies were found at the home of Rob Reiner, the legendary director of classic movies like "The Princess Bride" and "When Harry Met Sally," Los Angeles officials said.
2 found dead at L.A. home of Hollywood director Rob Reiner, police say
Police say they are investigating an "apparent homicide" following the discovery of the bodies.
www.axios.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
NEW: Police are investigating an "apparent homicide" after two bodies were found at the home of Rob Reiner, the legendary director of classic movies like "The Princess Bride" and "When Harry Met Sally," Los Angeles officials said.
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CNN anchor John Berman’s son, Joe Berman, described sheltering at a library of the Ivy League school during Saturday’s shooting.
CNN Reporter Interviews Own Son About Lockdown During Brown Shooting
CNN anchor John Berman’s son, Joe Berman, described sheltering at a library of the Ivy League school during Saturday’s shooting.
trib.al
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
CNN anchor John Berman’s son, Joe Berman, described sheltering at a library of the Ivy League school during Saturday’s shooting.
Godspeed Pat
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Kansas City Chiefs say Patrick Mahomes tore the ACL in his left knee and that he and team are exploring surgical options.
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Godspeed Pat
Lololol. This part of A’ja Wilson’s Time cover story made me laugh
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lololol. This part of A’ja Wilson’s Time cover story made me laugh
I will start mourning the death of HBO. The acquisition makes me sad
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I will start mourning the death of HBO. The acquisition makes me sad
Every year my music rewinds reminds me how bland and uninteresting I am
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every year my music rewinds reminds me how bland and uninteresting I am
I feel like this makes me basic. I love pop music okay
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I feel like this makes me basic. I love pop music okay
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“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE,” one official with the prison workers union told ProPublica. “It’s unbelievable. People are leaving in droves.”
By @keribla.bsky.social
By @keribla.bsky.social
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
www.propublica.org
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE,” one official with the prison workers union told ProPublica. “It’s unbelievable. People are leaving in droves.”
By @keribla.bsky.social
By @keribla.bsky.social
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The deadline to reach a new CBA deal in the WNBA ends on Sunday night.
If the sides elect not to reach another extension, a work stoppage would still not take effect immediately.
@benpickman.bsky.social explains more:
If the sides elect not to reach another extension, a work stoppage would still not take effect immediately.
@benpickman.bsky.social explains more:
WNBA and players union near extension deadline without CBA resolution. What’s next?
Another delay could impact the winter calendar, including dates for the expansion draft and free agency.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The deadline to reach a new CBA deal in the WNBA ends on Sunday night.
If the sides elect not to reach another extension, a work stoppage would still not take effect immediately.
@benpickman.bsky.social explains more:
If the sides elect not to reach another extension, a work stoppage would still not take effect immediately.
@benpickman.bsky.social explains more:
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Four people were killed and 10 wounded in a shooting during a family gathering at a banquet hall in Stockton, sheriff's officials said Saturday. n.pr/3M0EoV4
4 dead and 10 wounded in shooting at banquet hall in Stockton, California
Four people were killed and 10 wounded in a shooting during a family gathering at a banquet hall in Stockton, sheriff's officials said Saturday.
n.pr
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Four people were killed and 10 wounded in a shooting during a family gathering at a banquet hall in Stockton, sheriff's officials said Saturday. n.pr/3M0EoV4
Eternity is good. Wake the Dead Man is good. Go to theaters and watch with your family
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Eternity is good. Wake the Dead Man is good. Go to theaters and watch with your family
Knives Out deserves a wide release and it sucks ppl aren’t gonna be able to see it at the cinema.
There’s a caliber of films that should be in theaters
Straight to streaming is wack. Straight to video meant something for a reason
There’s a caliber of films that should be in theaters
Straight to streaming is wack. Straight to video meant something for a reason
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Knives Out deserves a wide release and it sucks ppl aren’t gonna be able to see it at the cinema.
There’s a caliber of films that should be in theaters
Straight to streaming is wack. Straight to video meant something for a reason
There’s a caliber of films that should be in theaters
Straight to streaming is wack. Straight to video meant something for a reason
Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly would have killed on twitter.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly would have killed on twitter.
I only watched My Girl once. I couldn’t take going through that pain again. Ugh. I was a wreck. That’s probably when I started dissociating from my emotions
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I only watched My Girl once. I couldn’t take going through that pain again. Ugh. I was a wreck. That’s probably when I started dissociating from my emotions
The Lebron clip talking about Bronny not living in house anymore so they don’t talk as much is sooo cute. I love that relationship for LBJ
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The Lebron clip talking about Bronny not living in house anymore so they don’t talk as much is sooo cute. I love that relationship for LBJ
A CEO who comes in after all price cutting is never going to reverse those policies… so they can look even worse on their bottom line, spend more while having already lost customers.
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
A CEO who comes in after all price cutting is never going to reverse those policies… so they can look even worse on their bottom line, spend more while having already lost customers.
I am 20 mins in to new season of Starting Five, and I fucking LOVE KD. glorious tweeter, glorious documentary interviewee
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am 20 mins in to new season of Starting Five, and I fucking LOVE KD. glorious tweeter, glorious documentary interviewee
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated