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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · Dec 12

SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 13h

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12h

Please help my friends with their hay drive or I will cancel Halloween (I have the authority to do this).

Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 12h

It’s WISHLIST WEDNESDAY and if you have $8 to spare we need HAY please! donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...

Pastel orange graphic with orange, brown, and yellow flowers. There is a hay bale at the bottom against a white starburst shape for emphasis. Text reads “Its Wishlist wednesday and the only thing on our wishlist this week is HAY! We need to raise $25,000 to feed our residents through the winter, so please consider a donation if you can.”

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12h

Oh this is not great

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 11h

a man with a beard is wearing a hat and says " indeed "

Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and says " indeed "

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 11h

It replaces innocence

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12h

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 15h

one white whisker

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h

@mikewtfwells Boss: do you want overtime

Me: I don't even want normal time.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h

#satire #americannightmare

pic of statue of liberty Fox Knews: BREAKING NEWS : STUDY: THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM IS TO ESCAPE The Final Step of the American Dream Is Just Making It Across The Canadian Border

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 16h

I thought it was a news report.

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16h

writing-prompt-s:

The Anti Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn't worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn't notice that either. We've been living in Hell for the last last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

probsjosh: oh I didn't realize this was a writing prompt

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16h

#satire

pic of diddy and a truck full of baby oil in front of the white house

BREAKING NEWS

TRUMP PARDONS DIDDY, APPOINTS HIM WHITE HOUSE CHIEF PARTY PLANNER

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 16h

The Empire State Building embraces The Fate of Ophelia #taylorswift #empirestatebuilding #newyork
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@TaylorSwift did it with this one #taylorswift #nyc #travel #empirestatebuilding #shorts

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · May 8

One of my fave Twitter moments was when Steelers Hall of Famer Alan Faneca critiqued my squirrel's three-point stance

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

Omg!

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

Ok besties gather round for a little giggle
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The Rapture - Season Finale

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20h

oreoprince posts a pic of text in a book and it says "Come hither, Fool." The Fool jingled miserably across the floor."

eddythebearcat replies: Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

Let's recognize that bad democracy also respects the principle that a change in political orientation doesn't alter its fundamental principles.

Humor Difícil @humordificil.bsky.social · 18h

Vamos a reconocerle a la democracia mala que también respeta lo de que el cambio de signo político no altera sus principios fundamentales. Se ha podido ver muy bien en la década de los 10s.

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Humor Difícil @humordificil.bsky.social · 18h

Vamos a reconocerle a la democracia mala que también respeta lo de que el cambio de signo político no altera sus principios fundamentales. Se ha podido ver muy bien en la década de los 10s.

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Humor Difícil @humordificil.bsky.social · 18h

-No, pero es que queríamos la democracia buena, en la que el Estado vela por las necesidades de los ciudadanos en lugar del capital, y donde los cambios de signo político no alteran este principio fundamental.

-Ah, haber elegido muette.

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Humor Difícil @humordificil.bsky.social · 18h

No se puede sostener una democracia liberal occidental sin sus pilares fundamentales: que el dinero esté en manos de los hijos de puta y que al fascismo se le tiene puesto siempre un copazo de coñac y un puro en la mesita junto al sillón orejero para cuando gusten.

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Humor Difícil @humordificil.bsky.social · 18h

Lo de que no haya prosperado la iniciativa legislativa popular para librarnos de la lacra de la tauromaquia en España se entiende fácil si recordamos que la gran mayoría de la gente u odia los toros o como mínimo los ignora, pero en este país el dinero está en mano de hijos de puta.

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

Ghouls gonna hedge their ghoulish bets

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 17h

We need civic and social antibiotics and then inoculation