smartitwotwo
@smartitwotwo.bsky.social
Really bad at making decisions, including what to say in this description.
OMG, he’s emoting all over the place, and he can NOT handle the fact that Meri isn’t sticking to the script in his head.
He wants them to still be needing him, for him to still be important to them. Dude, that ship has SAILED. #sisterwives
He wants them to still be needing him, for him to still be important to them. Dude, that ship has SAILED. #sisterwives
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
OMG, he’s emoting all over the place, and he can NOT handle the fact that Meri isn’t sticking to the script in his head.
He wants them to still be needing him, for him to still be important to them. Dude, that ship has SAILED. #sisterwives
He wants them to still be needing him, for him to still be important to them. Dude, that ship has SAILED. #sisterwives
i get that Anthony wanted to keep the surprise, but he could have brought a pair of sneakers for her. #90daytheotherway #90dayfiance
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i get that Anthony wanted to keep the surprise, but he could have brought a pair of sneakers for her. #90daytheotherway #90dayfiance
Elizabeth totally manipulated Loren throughout that whole conversation.
#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Elizabeth totally manipulated Loren throughout that whole conversation.
#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
#blackcatproblems Always double check your boxes before recycling them.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#blackcatproblems Always double check your boxes before recycling them.
@megschuster.bsky.social @spannersready.bsky.social The tragedy of Lance Stroll: he can’t move to another team (compete against his father?), he can’t quit (give up on his father?) He’s utterly at the mercy of a mid-pack team with a mid-pack car. #F1
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@megschuster.bsky.social @spannersready.bsky.social The tragedy of Lance Stroll: he can’t move to another team (compete against his father?), he can’t quit (give up on his father?) He’s utterly at the mercy of a mid-pack team with a mid-pack car. #F1
Paedon’s voice is eerily similar to Kody’s. #SisterWives
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Paedon’s voice is eerily similar to Kody’s. #SisterWives
Psst… Brandon… if you want to keep Julia “charged”, KEEP YOUR MOTHER OUT OF YOUR LIVES. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Psst… Brandon… if you want to keep Julia “charged”, KEEP YOUR MOTHER OUT OF YOUR LIVES. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter
Wait, when did postage go up?
August 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wait, when did postage go up?
Spotted in Helsinki.
August 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Spotted in Helsinki.
Slightly diminish a band: Disappointing Religion.
Slightly diminish a band: Fleetwood Min
Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be A Bit Taller Than Average
August 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Disappointing Religion.
If you’re old enough, this is hilarious.
an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
August 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If you’re old enough, this is hilarious.
IYKYK
The White House is happy to announce the new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
IYKYK
There is a lot of alcohol in this vodka and tonic.
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There is a lot of alcohol in this vodka and tonic.
Today’s Gen X World Problem:
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
July 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today’s Gen X World Problem:
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
We’re about to have a big FAFO decade…
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We’re about to have a big FAFO decade…
We are once again falling victim to one of the two classic blunders, the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia….
June 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are once again falling victim to one of the two classic blunders, the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia….
“I’m kinda done with flashy.” ME-OW! #SisterWives
June 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“I’m kinda done with flashy.” ME-OW! #SisterWives
Why didn’t he send someone to check on Alliya after like, 15 minutes? #90DayFiance
June 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Why didn’t he send someone to check on Alliya after like, 15 minutes? #90DayFiance
Any should have flipped a coin. #90dayfiance
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Any should have flipped a coin. #90dayfiance
You know, you can set Duolingo to 5 minutes a day. #90dayfiance
June 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You know, you can set Duolingo to 5 minutes a day. #90dayfiance
California’s law on pre-nups is VERY strict, thanks to Barry Bonds (yes, that Barry Bonds). Dropping it on her, without independent counsel, not in her native language, less than 7 days before the wedding, will likely not be enforceable. #90DayFiance
May 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
California’s law on pre-nups is VERY strict, thanks to Barry Bonds (yes, that Barry Bonds). Dropping it on her, without independent counsel, not in her native language, less than 7 days before the wedding, will likely not be enforceable. #90DayFiance