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SmashedNSinking
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e.g., Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.
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An image of an actual boy mayor from some Midwestern town. Four years old, mayor hat, get shit done shirt, leaning on a pole like a boss, infinitely cooler than Gavin Newsom.
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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What the fuck are we doing here?
a clip from an email from the New York Times with the text "Olivia Nuzzi on the scandal that upended her career. Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. He called her 'Livvy' and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her. This is what Nuzzi writes in her book, 'American Canto,' never naming the politician who readers will deduce is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Her new book is described in The New York Times for the first time. →" ...and then a black and white vanity shot of Nuzzi looking great with cool sunglasses on bc what the fuck, why?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Almost like you can't just lean into hate with no ideas or plans as a platform forever.
Blue arrows in every part of Virginia showing a drift left across the entire state
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Works in Japan too
Cartoon boy throwing soybeans at a Japanese oni demon that is running away crying.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Yeah, Christian peoples obviously have zero history of sacrificing people to appease their god....
A 1500s woodcut of some dudes stoking a fire to help burn some ladies that they presumably found to be witches. Some kind of evil spirit floats above the women.
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
Sprig Plantar, a frog character from Amphibia who is pink, has a green hat, flight-like goggles, a green vest, and black pants (and is anthropomorphic)
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Kim Jong-un at a desk surrounded by ~20 military leaders in full regalia all with notepads writing dear leader's ideas down.
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I was so mad when I learned it wasn't the dog....
A photo from the film "Good Boy," which is apparently a horror movie from a dog POV, stamped with an "io9 Interview" stamp that makes it look like they might be interviewing the dog (alas, I guess it was the director).
September 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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What the fuck is this ad?
A strange game advert where there's a cloth pig in a red bikini top with an arrow hand pointing at the red bikini top.
September 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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My ghost waited so damn long to be free of the tragedy of Pomei, and this fucker just comes along and starts pouring plaster up my ass.
An illusion showing an archeologist presumably in the field at Pompei pouring plaster into a hollow in the shape of a dead person under the group except he decided to pour the plaster into a funnel that looks like it's in his butt.
July 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This is a good one, pass it on....
A Trump social media post saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!" surrounded by pictures of a very happy Trump with Epstein and that Epstein handler lady and women.
July 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Wife and gonna go as the album cover for Rie Murakami's 1984 city pop album Sahara for Halloween and then get mad at everyone not knowing who we are, but I can't figure out how she'll be able to breathe in the toilet paper doughboy costume.
The album cover of Rie Murakami's Sahara album. Upbeat smiling Japanese lady with short hair, arm cocked at side, smiling at camera nexted to some massive faceless creature that looks like a faceless toilet paper too many white tee shirts dough boy creature with a black bow tie and fancy hat. 1980s styles persist in all forms.
July 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Taurus missile also has the face I'll make when Germany finally gets around to it
the front of a Taurus missile has some features that make it look like a shocked face
July 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Boomer the dog diving at the camera to escape a massive alien induced explosion in the movie Independence Day.
June 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The borscht really sells the need for a happy birthday mat
A disposable happy birthday table covering with four not-very-festive photoshopped meals on top including two borscht duplicates, maybe a cabbage tomato soup, and something equally not-festive that I can't quite discern.
June 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Every memorial day we eat a dog mousse to honor the sacrifices of brave peoples who died so we could continue doing shit this freely and silly
A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog from the front A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog from the top back A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog that has been mostly eaten except head and front paws
May 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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SOMEONE who previously sat here on this bus got the World Goth Day memo!

Unless it says BLOOB?
Oxidized brown stains that spell out "BLOOD" or "BLOOB"
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Don't ban me!
A fox on its hind legs raising its front paws to the camera
May 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I know people don't want to hear this, but "liberal Joe Rogan" is just Klaud from The Rise of Skywalker.
Klaud, an armless slug-like alien from Star Wars: The Rise of Sky (which blows,.but Klaud is cool) standing next to a robust human resistance pilot
May 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Heh, I'll take it...
A result of an online personality test linking me at 87% to Charlie Cale from Poker Face
May 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A book cover for "My First Touch and Feel Sound Book: Noisy Trucks" that has a big rig facing the viewer as the main image with "honk! honk!" text and a sticker that says "Includes 6 Sounds: Press Here, On/Off Switch on the back cover"
April 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This our West Coast 29th docking?
SM Line Container ship heading into Seattle port with attendant tugs (two visible front and back) with Seattle waterfront and Pike Place market sign visible in foreground
April 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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What the fuck am I doing why my life, Scrooge McCube?
a Workday logo next to a cube that says under it "Join us for our April Webinar: Scrooge McCube Presents - Work Smarter, Not Harder with the Finance Cube!"
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I can't believe they got all these stars for Avengers: Doomsday!!!!
List of american baseball player names japanese game folks made up for the 1994 super famicom (SNES) fighting baseball game including such winners as Bobson Dugnutt, Rey McSriff, Scott Dorque, Anatoli I Smorin, etc.
March 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Scholastic, you fucking trolling me right now?

It's like you live in some totally not fucked up America that's perfectly normal and you're beaming me a now that isn't this actual now.
Part of a Scholastic Books email flyer that encourages me to "Celebrate America's Stories" and has books like "what is the constitution?" an assortment of books on BIPOC heroes, and books on George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
March 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM