Shurmur sucks ass

Such a chonky boy

In 24 hours time I learned the gist of what RFK Jr's dick looks like and what kinda porn Kid Rock will immediately look up after this interview. I hate this timeline.

Yes, I too got those yesterday and just curled up in weird places too

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

Bc he exploded like the Emperor in Star Wars

But each of those 1200 immediately formed their own band.

sherman, for the love of god!

it's not FOR us

So Pete Hegseth is getting gender affirming care while kicking highly qualified, highly trained trans service members out of our military? Got it.

Why no Double Dog Nobel Prize?

Trump will just have to keep murdering fishermen until you stupid jerks give him the peace prize

My only solace is the rest of the world seems completely on board with renewable energy as a future, and we'll just be the stupid country completely behind on it.

This is fucking Grand

I'll pay double to kill KKK people in a game, and I'll pay right now.

I think Democrats need to make it more obvious that some nebulous thing called the United States didn't bail out Argentina, but I paid to do that, and my neighbor, and the lady down the street, and EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN bailed out Argentina without any say in it while we can't afford groceries.

Nothing makes me more nostalgic for home than my dumbass people cheering "Let's Go Giants" while their own team is on offense loud enough to make their own team false start.

It's like a reverse 12th man, ya fuck'n numbskulls.

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Oh, I know that signature, it's from the pedo titty note

Now we're just making shit uo

Our entire admin's general gist now is "white dudes telling me why Kamala wasn't black enough"