Martin Ødejism’s sock
@smegless.bsky.social
Life goes on. Late 40 something #Arsenal fan, #F1, sci-fi loving, British comedy connoisseur. Enjoys that new car smell. Human to a Cocker Spaniel. #NHS 💙
Why does Gary Neville seemingly ejaculate at every goal against Arsenal. The sound of him groaning into the mic is quite disturbing. Fuck this.
February 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Why does Gary Neville seemingly ejaculate at every goal against Arsenal. The sound of him groaning into the mic is quite disturbing. Fuck this.
Who knew that a mostly Yule Log/Toblerone diet with occasional IPA combo would result in an 8lb weight gain during Dec! Yes it’s almost time for the stereotypical January big cut back!
In the voice of Gladiators legend John Anderson:
Walking boots READY!
Caesar salad dressing READY!
3, 2, 1… #diet
In the voice of Gladiators legend John Anderson:
Walking boots READY!
Caesar salad dressing READY!
3, 2, 1… #diet
December 28, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Who knew that a mostly Yule Log/Toblerone diet with occasional IPA combo would result in an 8lb weight gain during Dec! Yes it’s almost time for the stereotypical January big cut back!
In the voice of Gladiators legend John Anderson:
Walking boots READY!
Caesar salad dressing READY!
3, 2, 1… #diet
In the voice of Gladiators legend John Anderson:
Walking boots READY!
Caesar salad dressing READY!
3, 2, 1… #diet
Watching Democratic Republic of the Congo vs Portugal under the lights. Classic.
December 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Watching Democratic Republic of the Congo vs Portugal under the lights. Classic.
Kevin Sinfield. What a bloody legend. 👏🏻
December 7, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Kevin Sinfield. What a bloody legend. 👏🏻
The Arsenal are on. Time for snacks, carbonated beverages, a comfy foot stall and 4K coverage on Prime. Lez do dis!! #COYG #Arsenal
a man in a red and white emirates fly better soccer jersey is standing on a field .
ALT: a man in a red and white emirates fly better soccer jersey is standing on a field .
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December 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My wife just asked: “Are you going to sit on the toilet again?”
To which I answered: “No, I’m cutting back on toilets to avoid overly straining my sphincter”.
The younger me would never have said this.
To which I answered: “No, I’m cutting back on toilets to avoid overly straining my sphincter”.
The younger me would never have said this.
December 3, 2024 at 9:20 PM
My wife just asked: “Are you going to sit on the toilet again?”
To which I answered: “No, I’m cutting back on toilets to avoid overly straining my sphincter”.
The younger me would never have said this.
To which I answered: “No, I’m cutting back on toilets to avoid overly straining my sphincter”.
The younger me would never have said this.
It’s cold and I’m wearing a t-shirt and lightweight gilet combo that isn’t fit for purpose. I’ve posted this as I have absolutely nothing of interest to tell you and this was the first thing that came to mind. Little wonder I’m struggling to hit the giddy heights of double figure follower numbers.
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
It’s cold and I’m wearing a t-shirt and lightweight gilet combo that isn’t fit for purpose. I’ve posted this as I have absolutely nothing of interest to tell you and this was the first thing that came to mind. Little wonder I’m struggling to hit the giddy heights of double figure follower numbers.
There are so many dick heads* driving cars. Aggressive, reactionary, looking to antagonise other drivers because they’re just cunts*. I say to you man in a Mazda, fuck* you, you thick fucking* moron.
*Is swearing allowed on here? Asking for a friend.
*Is swearing allowed on here? Asking for a friend.
December 1, 2024 at 2:39 PM
There are so many dick heads* driving cars. Aggressive, reactionary, looking to antagonise other drivers because they’re just cunts*. I say to you man in a Mazda, fuck* you, you thick fucking* moron.
*Is swearing allowed on here? Asking for a friend.
*Is swearing allowed on here? Asking for a friend.
Somehow on Twitter, all those years ago, followers just happened. Are people more picky nowadays? Could do with a few likeminded folks on here. #followback
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Somehow on Twitter, all those years ago, followers just happened. Are people more picky nowadays? Could do with a few likeminded folks on here. #followback
Watching BBC Breakfast. The presenters go from amicable and lighthearted to rude and obnoxious whenever an MP is on. I get they want to push them for answers but it’s so irritating, someone abruptly interrupting and banging on and on about a point the MP is clearly not going to respond to. Sod off!
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Watching BBC Breakfast. The presenters go from amicable and lighthearted to rude and obnoxious whenever an MP is on. I get they want to push them for answers but it’s so irritating, someone abruptly interrupting and banging on and on about a point the MP is clearly not going to respond to. Sod off!
I’d just started working out Threads now everyone telling me Bluesky is the place to be?! I can’t keep up. 😩
November 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’d just started working out Threads now everyone telling me Bluesky is the place to be?! I can’t keep up. 😩
Another new social media platform that’s a bit like old Twitter but isn’t Twitter. Makes you wonder, if it was clearly so popular why Elon bothered to muck it all up. “X” - I ask you. What a jerky name.
October 16, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Another new social media platform that’s a bit like old Twitter but isn’t Twitter. Makes you wonder, if it was clearly so popular why Elon bothered to muck it all up. “X” - I ask you. What a jerky name.