@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social Great result last night, but with 7 strikes are you concerned that the team may have spaffed all its precious goal jism in one match, leaving us potentially placid and in need of nothing more than a cigarette and a good kip come the weekend? #arsecastextra 💪🏻🍆🔴⚪️

And you sir 👍🏻

I drove down the M6 from Cumbria to the Midlands yesterday. Was an absolute nightmare. 4.5 hrs turned to 7.5. Standstill in places around Manchester/Crewe. Was grim. Was actually happy to see the M6 Toll Road! Visibility: next to fuck all. #fog

It’s just crisps really. I wanted to reply with something but I know sod all about cocktails.

Cheese - and go with me on this…. onion 🧀+🧅=👌🏻

Luckily I missed it! Otherwise I’d have said OY! MUNCHETTY! NOOO!

Snack update: Revels have become 80% Maltesers it seems. PS #NorthLondonForever

Yeah, walnut whip time here mate. Might have to boil the kettle just for warmth.

Ah. Something has just happened that I can tell you about. I went to bleed the radiator in the hallway, as it’s about as warm as a Tauntaun’s plum sack. However I couldn’t find the little key you use to perform the bleeding ceremony, so I couldn’t do it. 👍🏻

It’s a posh word for body warmer! Irony is mine doesn’t keep my body warm.

I hear you on that front!

😂 ah never mind, as long as you’re getting it off your chest who cares!

Ah sod it! I have to rant somewhere as I didn’t get the opportunity to tell Mazda man what a tool he was in person sadly! Always found it helps to vent to the ether of social media!

*Delayed response*

Yeah. They just flip! I imagine the director people in their ears telling them to grill the bastards! It gets right on my wick. Fucking shut up and let them speak.