Shel Sol
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US Treasury: there is no use for the penny
Penny squishing machines:
Penny squishing machines:
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
US Treasury: there is no use for the penny
Penny squishing machines:
Penny squishing machines:
Is this what they mean when they say you should have a "nest egg"?
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is this what they mean when they say you should have a "nest egg"?
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I'm a stereotype but someone has to do it.
May 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm a stereotype but someone has to do it.
This Madison 'drant has a very large forehead. You could even call it a "think tank".
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This Madison 'drant has a very large forehead. You could even call it a "think tank".
The quickest way to a man's fart is through his stomach. 💨
May 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The quickest way to a man's fart is through his stomach. 💨
Only three things are guaranteed in life:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Birds that stop calling the second you open Merlin
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Birds that stop calling the second you open Merlin
May 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Only three things are guaranteed in life:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Birds that stop calling the second you open Merlin
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Birds that stop calling the second you open Merlin
I've been operating a lot of hydrants lately and tbh it always makes me feel cool. The tufted titmouse watching me was probably like "man what a badass public servant".
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've been operating a lot of hydrants lately and tbh it always makes me feel cool. The tufted titmouse watching me was probably like "man what a badass public servant".
Venmo is accidentally the best social media account. It documents fun friend trips and lunch dates without any of the bs. ANDDDD there are no influencers.
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Venmo is accidentally the best social media account. It documents fun friend trips and lunch dates without any of the bs. ANDDDD there are no influencers.
All fillers no killers
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
All fillers no killers
@npr.org that outro music played after the Chilean telescope piece -- the clair de lune cover that never ended -- was sheer agony, thanks
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@npr.org that outro music played after the Chilean telescope piece -- the clair de lune cover that never ended -- was sheer agony, thanks
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You mean to tell me there’s a famous actress named Sydney’s Weenie?
March 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You mean to tell me there’s a famous actress named Sydney’s Weenie?
Do you ever wipe a goopy poopy absentmindedly and get a little bit on your fingies?? Hahaha yeah no me neither
March 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do you ever wipe a goopy poopy absentmindedly and get a little bit on your fingies?? Hahaha yeah no me neither
My sister manages her road rage by pretending cars are baby whales since they're the size of baby whales. If someone's driving erratically she goes "aww look the baby whale is still learning how to swim!!" I think it's a great strategy.
March 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My sister manages her road rage by pretending cars are baby whales since they're the size of baby whales. If someone's driving erratically she goes "aww look the baby whale is still learning how to swim!!" I think it's a great strategy.
Two poems, written two years apart.
March 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Two poems, written two years apart.
I truly cannot understand the color choice of these hydrants in Appleton. The people responsible must be:
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I truly cannot understand the color choice of these hydrants in Appleton. The people responsible must be:
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
1. colorblind
2. lacking appreciation for tradition and predictability
3. really big Wicked fans
4. all of the above
Is that Royal Oak™ brand Hardwood Lump Charcoal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Is that Royal Oak™ brand Hardwood Lump Charcoal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
This hydrant is leaking. If you're creative it may also be drooling, crying, or lactating depending on how you anthropomorphize the nozzles.
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This hydrant is leaking. If you're creative it may also be drooling, crying, or lactating depending on how you anthropomorphize the nozzles.
For sale: baby shoe, never worn (except by this hydrant as a stylish hat)
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
For sale: baby shoe, never worn (except by this hydrant as a stylish hat)
Remember boys: wrap it before you tap it. 💦
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remember boys: wrap it before you tap it. 💦
I was reading water service records from the 1930s today and sometimes instead of writing the home address they'd just write "Ruth's house".
March 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was reading water service records from the 1930s today and sometimes instead of writing the home address they'd just write "Ruth's house".