Smileyfacepicnic
@smileyfacepicnic.bsky.social
Inheritor of the sword of Martin the Warrior. Assistant pig keeper. Poseidon's #1 hater. He/Him
Also Ohtani is personally responsible for JP Hoornstra and Jon Morosi saying he was signing with the Jays.
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Also Ohtani is personally responsible for JP Hoornstra and Jon Morosi saying he was signing with the Jays.
Distortion is awesome because the first time it happened it was an accident and then everyone was like wait that's sick actually
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Distortion is awesome because the first time it happened it was an accident and then everyone was like wait that's sick actually
My superpower is that I can only piss once a day. But that is what makes the tides.
September 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My superpower is that I can only piss once a day. But that is what makes the tides.
It's not even his. It's a whale dick. He had it shipped from the coast. He goes, "people used to think these were sea serpents. Idiots" he sleeps with it instead of his wife. It smells terrible.
September 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's not even his. It's a whale dick. He had it shipped from the coast. He goes, "people used to think these were sea serpents. Idiots" he sleeps with it instead of his wife. It smells terrible.
As I recall they tried war crimes in Vietnam and it still didn't work so
September 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As I recall they tried war crimes in Vietnam and it still didn't work so
They didn't even have the cool helmets, those were Corinthian. Spartan helmets looked stupid.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They didn't even have the cool helmets, those were Corinthian. Spartan helmets looked stupid.
That's because you can.
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That's because you can.
My favourite part of this is that they rolled out push notifications like a day or two before this. So they showed up just in time for that guy's phone to start popping off every time he got his shit kicked in lmao.
August 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My favourite part of this is that they rolled out push notifications like a day or two before this. So they showed up just in time for that guy's phone to start popping off every time he got his shit kicked in lmao.
Pee soup lol lmao got'em
August 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pee soup lol lmao got'em
What the fuck put the hotdog back in it
July 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What the fuck put the hotdog back in it
Okay so you are actually on to something here. When scouts are looking at young players they're thinking about drafting one of the things they look at to figure out how much a guy is going to grow in his late teens & 20s is their butt. Humans grow into their butts like a puppy does its paws.
July 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Okay so you are actually on to something here. When scouts are looking at young players they're thinking about drafting one of the things they look at to figure out how much a guy is going to grow in his late teens & 20s is their butt. Humans grow into their butts like a puppy does its paws.
Give them a tophat and pencil mustache he will change his tune real quick
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Give them a tophat and pencil mustache he will change his tune real quick
Look at the size of that flag tho. I bet it has its own room in the stadium even all folded up.
July 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Look at the size of that flag tho. I bet it has its own room in the stadium even all folded up.
I bet he got those floppy ass ears involved somehow
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I bet he got those floppy ass ears involved somehow
Gandalf Balrog slashfic?? 👀
June 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gandalf Balrog slashfic?? 👀
Wouldn't work you need someone shitting directly in someone else's mouth or the whole thing falls apart.
June 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Wouldn't work you need someone shitting directly in someone else's mouth or the whole thing falls apart.
I'd say he obviously listens to Rogan but i do not think he knows what a podcast is in the first place
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'd say he obviously listens to Rogan but i do not think he knows what a podcast is in the first place
Muscle Wizards cast Fist
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Muscle Wizards cast Fist
Pope going to baseball reference to see Civale's era, grimacing, then pulling up savant to see what the underlying metrics say.
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pope going to baseball reference to see Civale's era, grimacing, then pulling up savant to see what the underlying metrics say.
The flavour of mango juice is top tier but it's a little too thick to be as refreshing as a glass of juice should be. Apple cider threads the needle of big flavour with a refreshing consistency. But also I will never take issue with anyone putting mango at the top of the tier list.
June 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The flavour of mango juice is top tier but it's a little too thick to be as refreshing as a glass of juice should be. Apple cider threads the needle of big flavour with a refreshing consistency. But also I will never take issue with anyone putting mango at the top of the tier list.
Apple juice is better if you just want juice orange juice is better if you're hungover and apple cider clears them both and also leaves mango juice in the dust.
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Apple juice is better if you just want juice orange juice is better if you're hungover and apple cider clears them both and also leaves mango juice in the dust.
It's a thing they teach you how to make in cubscouts as a firestarter for when you're camping
June 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's a thing they teach you how to make in cubscouts as a firestarter for when you're camping
Haunted by the ghosts of times long past and moments we'll never recapture 😔
June 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Haunted by the ghosts of times long past and moments we'll never recapture 😔