Whoever names the beers is doing good this week

Meanwhile, in a conference room somewhere...

Person: "We need a name for our outerwear company that will resonate with Americans"
Person: "How about something really high up?"
Person (not American) "uhhh, 10,000m"
Person: "great! But we have to convert it to hamburger units..."

Post!

Yo @mayorofseattle.bsky.social can we ban giant red LED billboards driving around? That shit is obnoxious and a distraction.

Its spider season again! 🕷🕸

I forgot the word for HDMI cable, so I asked a meeting room to pass me "the ...uhhh... table tentacle."

It worked but I also got a strange look.

This is the moat ironic thing I've heard all week, and I was singing vanessa carlton lyrics at a vaporwave show yesterday.

job-boards.greenhouse.io/anthropic/jo...

The end of today is the beginning of the end of tomorrow 😀

Bad unix ideas: one program that does everything shitty. We can call it "sh," after the first 2 letters of what it is.

i made potatos on the way to bed

Let's play "2025 or 1925":

<operator>: turns <machine> on

<machine>: starts, but makes weird noises

<operator>: smacks <machine>

<machine> starts working normally

I'm in trouble, but I've been assured it isn't for ordering "threeseburgers" at Dick's.

I thought of a clever post earlier but i forgot what it was. I can tell cauze the post posting app was open buy nothing was posted.

Bad unix ideas: Basketball but each team has their own ball and offense and defense happen at the same time on the same court.

(There are helmets after the second or third season)

I think it's ironic when big tech companies expect professionalism. Y'all named your projects after mythical bullshit and I've spent 2 work days trying to get a gaggle of Greek Gods to stop touching the Wizard Stone before their tomfoolery brings upon them build breakage and gnashing of teeth.

bad unix idea: terminfo for emoji

Meow