Scott Larson
@smlarson.bsky.social
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
Please don’t besmirch the new Mr. Universe, 1969!
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Please don’t besmirch the new Mr. Universe, 1969!
Senator, Please don’t belittle 1969’s new Mr. Universe! He’s absolutely chiseled beneath all that adipose tissue!
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Senator, Please don’t belittle 1969’s new Mr. Universe! He’s absolutely chiseled beneath all that adipose tissue!
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump’s narcissism creates infinite possibilities for AI-generated hilarity!
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Trump’s narcissism creates infinite possibilities for AI-generated hilarity!
Copilot will crash you into a mountainside!
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Copilot will crash you into a mountainside!
Happy Trails, Bobby Weir!
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Happy Trails, Bobby Weir!
Here’s a picture of Jerrah winning his 7th Super Bowl in 2139!
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Here’s a picture of Jerrah winning his 7th Super Bowl in 2139!
Jerry Jones when he gets his 7th ring in 2139
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Jerry Jones when he gets his 7th ring in 2139
LeBron secures GoldBond endorsement deal after teammates anonymously reveal post-game, scrotum powdering ritual….
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
LeBron secures GoldBond endorsement deal after teammates anonymously reveal post-game, scrotum powdering ritual….
You need some diversity!
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You need some diversity!
After the first 20 years, you’d only have 12.5% of the homes’ value! ($400K home, 6% fixed)
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
After the first 20 years, you’d only have 12.5% of the homes’ value! ($400K home, 6% fixed)
🐿️ & 🦝 carved my jack o’ lantern this year!
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🐿️ & 🦝 carved my jack o’ lantern this year!
Both Elmo & Vikings’ fans are in hell this Halloween! 🎃🏈💜
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Both Elmo & Vikings’ fans are in hell this Halloween! 🎃🏈💜
Dude should explore “the face on Mars” via Leon’s shoddiest rocket! 🚀
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dude should explore “the face on Mars” via Leon’s shoddiest rocket! 🚀
If David ever randomly texted you — nothing would be “Hoff the Record!”
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If David ever randomly texted you — nothing would be “Hoff the Record!”
Show up, show out, and then VOTE. Fuck these fascist goofballs!
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Show up, show out, and then VOTE. Fuck these fascist goofballs!
Here’s a reconstruction of the average Steelers fan I saw in Dublin!
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here’s a reconstruction of the average Steelers fan I saw in Dublin!
This was the soberest Steelers fan I saw (with the best teeth and most bilateral symmetry)!
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This was the soberest Steelers fan I saw (with the best teeth and most bilateral symmetry)!
Wentz looked slow in questionable turf conditions, but very poor OL play had him hurried or stressed most of the day! Still a fun experience, though! 🇮🇪🏈
September 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wentz looked slow in questionable turf conditions, but very poor OL play had him hurried or stressed most of the day! Still a fun experience, though! 🇮🇪🏈
‘Twas still an amazing experience, despite the loss. The Vikings’ O-Line was as wretched as Wentz, but hey — BIll F$&@ing Murray was here for the game!
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
‘Twas still an amazing experience, despite the loss. The Vikings’ O-Line was as wretched as Wentz, but hey — BIll F$&@ing Murray was here for the game!
Motley Crüe’s “Kick Start My Heart” and “Wild Side” seems mandatory.
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Motley Crüe’s “Kick Start My Heart” and “Wild Side” seems mandatory.
Here’s what ChatGPT cooked up with those inputs! I’d prefer the fascist landing farther away and a rainbow delineating the trajectory off your foot!
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here’s what ChatGPT cooked up with those inputs! I’d prefer the fascist landing farther away and a rainbow delineating the trajectory off your foot!