Scott Larson
@smlarson.bsky.social
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
Davis Mills should have started the 2nd half. Stroud’s throwing uncatchable, off-target and hospital balls with terrible footwork.
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Davis Mills should have started the 2nd half. Stroud’s throwing uncatchable, off-target and hospital balls with terrible footwork.
Ironic that he’s a sweaty mess when the PAT at 14:50 in the first quarter was all the points they’d need to win.
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Ironic that he’s a sweaty mess when the PAT at 14:50 in the first quarter was all the points they’d need to win.
Yes, they developed a deep, spiritual connection after 4 days of darkness and six cups of Ayahuasca. He suspects she’s a Gemini…
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yes, they developed a deep, spiritual connection after 4 days of darkness and six cups of Ayahuasca. He suspects she’s a Gemini…
Because he’s washed — it feels like most fans want to know if his beloved, new wife actually exists or not.
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Because he’s washed — it feels like most fans want to know if his beloved, new wife actually exists or not.
Please don’t besmirch the new Mr. Universe, 1969!
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Please don’t besmirch the new Mr. Universe, 1969!
Senator, Please don’t belittle 1969’s new Mr. Universe! He’s absolutely chiseled beneath all that adipose tissue!
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Senator, Please don’t belittle 1969’s new Mr. Universe! He’s absolutely chiseled beneath all that adipose tissue!
Trump’s narcissism creates infinite possibilities for AI-generated hilarity!
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Trump’s narcissism creates infinite possibilities for AI-generated hilarity!
Shortening the poor’s lifespans IS the plan
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Shortening the poor’s lifespans IS the plan
“Daddy says you can do whatever, as long as he gets his monthly protection payment and all the oil money!”
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
“Daddy says you can do whatever, as long as he gets his monthly protection payment and all the oil money!”
But Putin stole one of Kraft’s rings. Narcissists love to take credit for other’s achievements!
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
But Putin stole one of Kraft’s rings. Narcissists love to take credit for other’s achievements!
It felt like the Bills’ Pyrrhic victory over the Jags left Allen w/ a LOT of nagging injuries. Tough to overcome a rested and prepared Broncos’ D at Mile High. I think Payton scripts enough of the Broncos’ first half plays to give them a fresh look and confuse the Bills’ D. DEN 27, BUF 13
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It felt like the Bills’ Pyrrhic victory over the Jags left Allen w/ a LOT of nagging injuries. Tough to overcome a rested and prepared Broncos’ D at Mile High. I think Payton scripts enough of the Broncos’ first half plays to give them a fresh look and confuse the Bills’ D. DEN 27, BUF 13
Lots of great metamorphic rocks up Sabino Canyon — if you’re looking to pound some stone! 🤜 🪨
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Lots of great metamorphic rocks up Sabino Canyon — if you’re looking to pound some stone! 🤜 🪨
We need to call him “Fred’s Fucking Failson” as often as possible. All of these pathetic attempts to one-up Obama stem from Fred’s psychological abuse. FFF will always be a cruel, criminal loser.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
We need to call him “Fred’s Fucking Failson” as often as possible. All of these pathetic attempts to one-up Obama stem from Fred’s psychological abuse. FFF will always be a cruel, criminal loser.
It unofficially became the POS prize!
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
It unofficially became the POS prize!
MN needs to steal IRNP from MI and when they’re distracted — WI swipes da UP! State boundaries shouldn’t wholly conflict with physical geography!
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
MN needs to steal IRNP from MI and when they’re distracted — WI swipes da UP! State boundaries shouldn’t wholly conflict with physical geography!
Father Time remains undefeated. The pods are still great stuff!
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Father Time remains undefeated. The pods are still great stuff!
Pete will happily unleash the US Military against civilians to maintain his and Trump’s power in the near future. That’s why 47 appointed an amoral, narcissistic sociopath like Pete, and the GOP-controlled Senate approved him.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Pete will happily unleash the US Military against civilians to maintain his and Trump’s power in the near future. That’s why 47 appointed an amoral, narcissistic sociopath like Pete, and the GOP-controlled Senate approved him.
Where’s the input of wind-blown dust?
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Where’s the input of wind-blown dust?
Copilot will crash you into a mountainside!
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Copilot will crash you into a mountainside!
Bills have the radioactive green goo in a needle in the blue tent in case JA17 needs to mutate into a full superhero.
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Bills have the radioactive green goo in a needle in the blue tent in case JA17 needs to mutate into a full superhero.