Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*
@smohq.bsky.social
A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Safety 3rd. Nuck Fazis.
*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
But they're MY leopards! Why are they eating MY face?
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
But they're MY leopards! Why are they eating MY face?
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Full poem in ALT text.
That’s a Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That’s a Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy.
EEGAH CUOMO EEGAH CUOMO!
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
EEGAH CUOMO EEGAH CUOMO!
Slight threadjack, sorry. I also paint MCM Atomic cats n stuff. midcenturymeringue on Threads or here. Hope to do one for Allison someday.
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Slight threadjack, sorry. I also paint MCM Atomic cats n stuff. midcenturymeringue on Threads or here. Hope to do one for Allison someday.
100% free!
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
100% free!
This Volvo?
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This Volvo?
Actually, approx $115. Population as of October 22, 2025, 347,824,785.
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Actually, approx $115. Population as of October 22, 2025, 347,824,785.
Approx $115. Population as of October 22, 2025, 347,824,785.
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Approx $115. Population as of October 22, 2025, 347,824,785.
Yes. Carlin, Zappa, AND Hicks.
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yes. Carlin, Zappa, AND Hicks.
(From this weekend.)
October 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
(From this weekend.)
