Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*
@smohq.bsky.social
A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Safety 3rd. Nuck Fazis.
*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
*Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
No morals, no conscience, no service.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No morals, no conscience, no service.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Unless you word it right. "Intelligence is to a Trump Voter what Feet are to a Fish."
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Unless you word it right. "Intelligence is to a Trump Voter what Feet are to a Fish."
The left coast, the west coast, the best coast.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The left coast, the west coast, the best coast.
He's a JINO. Journalist In Name Only.
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He's a JINO. Journalist In Name Only.
Medical Results Impressive. The most impressive anyone's ever seen. By a LOT.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Medical Results Impressive. The most impressive anyone's ever seen. By a LOT.
Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Dumb (because she's dumb and DUMB PEOPLE ARE DUMB. She's dumb and I saw her pick a booger and eat it one time when she thought no one was looking.) Oh, and she smells her own farts. Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Dumb (because she's dumb and DUMB PEOPLE ARE DUMB. She's dumb and I saw her pick a booger and eat it one time when she thought no one was looking.) Oh, and she smells her own farts. Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.
He mad.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He mad.
I'm sure he and Nancy swapped tips.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm sure he and Nancy swapped tips.
He mad.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
He mad.
He mad.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He mad.
What’s Good For The Gerry Is Good For The Mander.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What’s Good For The Gerry Is Good For The Mander.
What a world we live in, where there are such units of measurement as Scaramuccis and Watergates.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What a world we live in, where there are such units of measurement as Scaramuccis and Watergates.
It's like when Penn & Teller explain how they're doing the magic trick to your face, as they're doing it, and you see the simplicity and the obviousness in it, and you're still astounded after the final flourish.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's like when Penn & Teller explain how they're doing the magic trick to your face, as they're doing it, and you see the simplicity and the obviousness in it, and you're still astounded after the final flourish.
I have no idea, but after yesterday I can only imagine it's moving at a breakneck pace.
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have no idea, but after yesterday I can only imagine it's moving at a breakneck pace.