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your boring little friend
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ask me a question about my son
you: i’m sick of the purity tests! let girls be pervy, let them be icky! let girls explore uncomfortable sexualities! let girls be messy! let them rape and molest Marnie!

Marnie: w-what was that last part you said?

you: let girls be messy!
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i am the voice in your head giving you the sweet dreams. i have an intense magnetic field
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Mei R.L.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i smell kind of bad. not body odor / unclean but oily and burnt and stale
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Panther
Pana, IL
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i feel bad because they’re such plastic waste but floss picks are so much better than using regular floss. it’s easier to get in the deep crevices and scrape along the gums the proper way
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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It's your time Murray
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
woosh woosh goes the wind 🌬️
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
we need to pull down Marnie’s shorts and massage her buttcheeks with lotion
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
big butts are better than literature and knowledge
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Balls
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
desperate need to crack a joke in every uncomfortable scenario = atonement for incest guilt
i saw a tiktok about how riffing in childhood is a sign of incest and i can't stop thinking about it
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“the cozy chungus vibes at D&D Friendsgiving ruined because you went into nonverbal littlespace when put in charge of peeling the potatoes”
- what i assume goes on
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i had a dream last night a magician was teaching me a card trick, but he got frustrated at how long it was taking me to understand each move
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Doodle for flausch!
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
make out with pigs
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it takes a worried goon to sing a worried tune
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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dna
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Marnie is in trouble. 6,000 people are etc etc etc
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Tales From The Keane Compound #876
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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1299359744008.swf
November 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM