SmoothJiminal
@smoothjiminal.bsky.social
Gamer, movie buff, animal lover, (very) amateur muay thai boxer, pop culture enthusiast
Let's say the ARE there to detain a child sex offender. How is that something they were able to prove without the due process that they apparently don't need to detain people?
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Let's say the ARE there to detain a child sex offender. How is that something they were able to prove without the due process that they apparently don't need to detain people?
Me, wearing leather pants and cooking a steak for dinner:
"God, I fucking hate cows."
"God, I fucking hate cows."
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Me, wearing leather pants and cooking a steak for dinner:
"God, I fucking hate cows."
"God, I fucking hate cows."
Well considering it took a week for officials to "confirm" internal injuries I'm sure ICE internal affairs should have their investigation completed some time around March 2035.
Just kidding. No group is in place to actually hold them accountable.
Just kidding. No group is in place to actually hold them accountable.
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Well considering it took a week for officials to "confirm" internal injuries I'm sure ICE internal affairs should have their investigation completed some time around March 2035.
Just kidding. No group is in place to actually hold them accountable.
Just kidding. No group is in place to actually hold them accountable.
If the shooting was justified, why would he leave the scene?
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If the shooting was justified, why would he leave the scene?
My dog is great at not hearing things when I tell him to get off the bed, but if a car door slams 3 houses away all of the sudden he's Daredevil.
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My dog is great at not hearing things when I tell him to get off the bed, but if a car door slams 3 houses away all of the sudden he's Daredevil.
@richardbranson.bsky.social My wife and I are super pumped to spend our honeymoon on one of your ships, but just in case my government hasn't gotten their act together by 11/28 is there anything you can do to ease our anxiety? Our 3 hour flight is about to become an 18 hour road trip on Thanksgiving
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@richardbranson.bsky.social My wife and I are super pumped to spend our honeymoon on one of your ships, but just in case my government hasn't gotten their act together by 11/28 is there anything you can do to ease our anxiety? Our 3 hour flight is about to become an 18 hour road trip on Thanksgiving
I hope there's a post credit scene after the Task finale where Mare of Easttown shows up and says to Special Agent Task, "Let's talk about a jawn I'm getting together. Jeet?"
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I hope there's a post credit scene after the Task finale where Mare of Easttown shows up and says to Special Agent Task, "Let's talk about a jawn I'm getting together. Jeet?"
I don't know why so many people are saying there's no room for political violence in America. Our country was founded on acts of political violence, and they've occurred regularly since then. This shared history might be the only thing every American has in common.
September 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't know why so many people are saying there's no room for political violence in America. Our country was founded on acts of political violence, and they've occurred regularly since then. This shared history might be the only thing every American has in common.
If you think that the Minneapolis shooter being trans is relevant, wait until you hear how many mass shootings are committed by cis men.
August 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you think that the Minneapolis shooter being trans is relevant, wait until you hear how many mass shootings are committed by cis men.
The sooner James Gunn expands the lore of the Green Lantern Corps, the sooner we get to the Red Lanterns, the sooner we get Krypto & Dex-Starr shorts before every DC movie.
July 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The sooner James Gunn expands the lore of the Green Lantern Corps, the sooner we get to the Red Lanterns, the sooner we get Krypto & Dex-Starr shorts before every DC movie.
I'm not going to use any of my time to give him any web traffic, but can someone let me know if Ben Shapiro embarrassed himself again in his Superman review? Like, I'm not expecting him to admit he can't please his wife again, but the fact he didn't like Superman made me enjoy it that much more.
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm not going to use any of my time to give him any web traffic, but can someone let me know if Ben Shapiro embarrassed himself again in his Superman review? Like, I'm not expecting him to admit he can't please his wife again, but the fact he didn't like Superman made me enjoy it that much more.
Apparently, George Soros is funding the #nokings protests happening tomorrow and if anyone knows where I need to send my W2 so I can get some of that, please let me know.
June 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently, George Soros is funding the #nokings protests happening tomorrow and if anyone knows where I need to send my W2 so I can get some of that, please let me know.
"When they go low, we go high" is a nice soundbite, but it doesn't have much effect on people who have embraced being called deplorable. The next time one of them goes low, put your knee in their mouth as hard as you can: figuratively speaking, sure, but also literally if the chance arises.
May 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"When they go low, we go high" is a nice soundbite, but it doesn't have much effect on people who have embraced being called deplorable. The next time one of them goes low, put your knee in their mouth as hard as you can: figuratively speaking, sure, but also literally if the chance arises.
The Matrix came out when I was 14 and I never grew out of thinking "Listen to industrial music, learn how to shoot guns, learn martial arts, dress like you tripped and fell in an adult store and kept whatever you landed on" was as cool as you could get.
May 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Matrix came out when I was 14 and I never grew out of thinking "Listen to industrial music, learn how to shoot guns, learn martial arts, dress like you tripped and fell in an adult store and kept whatever you landed on" was as cool as you could get.
Saw an advance screening of #bringherback tonight. The Phillippous are 2 for 2 but yeah this one ain't a date movie.
May 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Saw an advance screening of #bringherback tonight. The Phillippous are 2 for 2 but yeah this one ain't a date movie.
Gotta say: it would be really funny if TSA detained him when he gets back since he's a convicted felon trying to enter the country.
May 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Gotta say: it would be really funny if TSA detained him when he gets back since he's a convicted felon trying to enter the country.
In the end, movie theaters will die out. It won't be because there aren't quality films coming out, and it won't even be that that prices are getting out of hand. It will be that no one wants to sit in a pleather chair and sweat for two hours because you fuckers can't put the AC on.
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In the end, movie theaters will die out. It won't be because there aren't quality films coming out, and it won't even be that that prices are getting out of hand. It will be that no one wants to sit in a pleather chair and sweat for two hours because you fuckers can't put the AC on.
Conservatives went from "Nazis were socialists, it's in the name" to "Well, I approve of socialism but only for Nationals" so fast that it's almost like they always knew exactly what they were saying.
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Conservatives went from "Nazis were socialists, it's in the name" to "Well, I approve of socialism but only for Nationals" so fast that it's almost like they always knew exactly what they were saying.
The fictional version of Jackson, Wyoming from The Last of Us takes security more seriously than Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The fictional version of Jackson, Wyoming from The Last of Us takes security more seriously than Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
Finished up Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii. When's the next RGG game coming out? #likeadragon #majima #pirateyakuza #rgg
March 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Finished up Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii. When's the next RGG game coming out? #likeadragon #majima #pirateyakuza #rgg
I think everyone should do this during the State of the Union address.
March 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think everyone should do this during the State of the Union address.
If I were someone who bankrupted a casino during a period of economic prosperity, I would avoid using gambling metaphors while negotiating with a foreign leader.
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If I were someone who bankrupted a casino during a period of economic prosperity, I would avoid using gambling metaphors while negotiating with a foreign leader.
I think when someone has to go to prison, they should have to state their preferred pronouns. This will really only be done to find the people who complain about preferred pronouns and send them to a shittier prison with all of the other people who complained about preferred pronouns.
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think when someone has to go to prison, they should have to state their preferred pronouns. This will really only be done to find the people who complain about preferred pronouns and send them to a shittier prison with all of the other people who complained about preferred pronouns.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.