If there are no consequences for non-compliance than I'm afraid compliance is very much so optional.

Hell of a sound bite, but it doesn't make a difference to people who find new ways to go lower and lower.

I gave up on the whole "When they go low, we go high" thing years ago. Now, when they go low I knee them in the mouth. Way more effective.

Whenever I get upset with my dog or my cat for knocking something over, I take a breath and remind myself that it only got knocked over because I left it there. Pet proofing isn't a one-and-done process. Its for as long as you have your little buddy.

You don't just start the game as a man. You start it as a miserable little pile of secrets.

Looks like an Animorphs cover where a bird changes into the same kind of bird.

Kash Patel isn't, but mainly because he constantly looks like he's scared shitless.

This

Will I pay an extra $10 for protein drinks that taste like juice and I don't need a lactaid with? Yes. Yes, I would.

Oh yeah, I switched over to this stuff a few months ago. I swear by it now.

That was The Shield. Michael Chiklis won an Emmy for it. It's also notable because it's the only show about cops ever.

To be fair, I do this with every show I watch. I never called Jack Bauer by his name. He was 24 unless he had a gun in each hand. Then he was 48.