I can't wait for them to start whining about the lack of respect - it'll make it all the more delicious.

Oh trust me, they’re just biding their time, playing the long game…

I've yet to get to Glasgow.

Part of the reason I want to go is to wander around playing the Blue Nile on my headphones.

The only thing they will focus on is how to monetise the whole thing for themselves.

The Dutch have a long and enduring tradition of cycling. It's a (relatively) small, flat country, with a significant village and suburb infrastructure that is bike-focused - and excellent public transport as well.

"While dictating college football broadcast schedules is a supremely silly thing for a President to do, the fact that Trump believes he can shows that he WILL DO ANYTHING TO DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES."

There, fixed that for ya.

NRA's "good guy with a gun" translates as "someone who'll shoot the ni**er who moves into their street".

Has anyone asked him about the differences in the two parties' policies, and which ones he's changed his stance on, and why?

So delighted that Harry can still make me weep with laughter.

Mike, if you make it “compulsory”, it’s not dating, it’s rape.

Might be the first time he’s kept a promise…

Moreover, how many $billions will it cost the US military to ship home (and re-home) all those troops, planes, vehicles, hardware, ordnance etc etc.?

Most of them are really only worried about black people living on their street.

“Uncomfortable”?? 😂