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smudgeboy99.bsky.social
Kid Charlemagne
@smudgeboy99.bsky.social
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Nice, funny-ish, a bit sweary (sorry, not fucking sorry). Ageing disgracefully. Cooking and eating, music (20th century), travel, reading, history, genealogy, photography, ex-archery, less political here than there (not much). Yes, there's gas in the car!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 14h
I might even go so far as to say Linehan's underlying grievance is that he wakes up every morning and he's still Graham Linehan.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 14h
I did. Only took me 10 seconds to realise it was racism and she's a racist piece of shit.

But I reckon 10 seconds was long enough.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 14h
Linehan's underlying grievance is the fact that we all know he's Linehan, and treat him as such.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15h
If you think that's bad, this'll have Pochin's head exploding.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 15h
If the US constitution were changed to allow a President to serve a third term, does it mean Obama could stand against Trump? Just asking. ~AA

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Trump on seeking a third term: ‘I would love to do it’
President Trump on Monday once again teased an attempt to run for a third-term, telling reporters while en route to Japan that he “would love to do it.”  “I haven’t really thought about it. We…
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15h
Wonder how much their geriatric owner spent on his last office chair?
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15h
"We sent our crack investigative journalists to find out the true cost of decent, ergonomic office chairs, and we found . . . oh shit!"

You rage-bait dickheads.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15h
king of the hill says that boy ain t right
ALT: king of the hill says that boy ain t right
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 18h
It's notable (to me, anyway) that Sarah Pochin's ire about representation in advertising doesn't seem to extend to same-sex couples or other groups where colour isn't the issue.

Can you imagine if she saw a clip of two black men kissing in an advert. I reckon her head would explode. Hopefully.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 18h
Hats off to 50-year-old Jamie Cureton, who scored in King's Park Rangers win over Dussindale & Hellesdon in the Eastern Counties League Div One North - the 10th tier of the English football pyramid.

In doing so, he becomes the first player to find the net in all of the top 10 tiers of the pyramid.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Reality check.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Rather enjoying his salty tears at Max not being given a hand-up by the stewards. Hope he doesn't own a cat.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Christ, Crofty's still even bitching about turn one - put your fucking big boy pants on, you cry-baby. #F1 #MexicoGP
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Mickey Mouse politician.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
#SkyF1 's Verstappen fan-boy commentators absolutely fucking FEWMIN' that for once the stewards didn't manufacture it for their boy to overtake Leclerc under a yellow flag.

Love it! 😆
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
IIRC it got to number 5, but perhaps not this week. #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Obligatory "David Cassidy's on t'interweb radio . . ." phone call to my 64-year-old sister . . . #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
#sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
I still contend that Chris de Burgh cut Dream Weaver into a hundred pieces, threw them up in the air, and what landed became A Spaceman Came Travelling. #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
What? The greatest hit song ever by the greatest band ever?

Why, don't mind if I do already vote for #SOTN #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
#sts70s It is - and for once, I am on - time!
a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper and saying `` so ready ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper and saying `` so ready ! ''
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
To detract from the thousand names in the Epstein files.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, "whoops"!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 1d
I hope someone does light that fucker up.
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