smugdingus
@smugdingus.bsky.social
LUNCH PLANS: Christmas jazz and pork rinds 🎄
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
LUNCH PLANS: Christmas jazz and pork rinds 🎄
Might get drunk and fight the Hamburger Helper glove, that know-it-all cunt.
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Might get drunk and fight the Hamburger Helper glove, that know-it-all cunt.
I don’t have a lot of Christmas traditions, but this is one. Let’s go.❤️
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don’t have a lot of Christmas traditions, but this is one. Let’s go.❤️
ME @ 820pm: Fuck this team. It’s over.
ME @ 920pm:
ME @ 920pm:
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ME @ 820pm: Fuck this team. It’s over.
ME @ 920pm:
ME @ 920pm:
I'm all for free vasectomies, but not without the patient having the ability to make that choice for themselves. All I'm sayin is if I wasn't sterile before experiencing John Travolta's Grease Lightning Santa Claus, I am now, and that seems unfair.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm all for free vasectomies, but not without the patient having the ability to make that choice for themselves. All I'm sayin is if I wasn't sterile before experiencing John Travolta's Grease Lightning Santa Claus, I am now, and that seems unfair.
The actual for really reals reason for the season.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The actual for really reals reason for the season.
Me watching Welcome to Derry
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Me watching Welcome to Derry
Thank you for pardoning the turkeys, oh gracious and most powerful Gobbler Lord. May your wattle remain moist and your feathers dry.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Thank you for pardoning the turkeys, oh gracious and most powerful Gobbler Lord. May your wattle remain moist and your feathers dry.
Your gimmick is a ruffian but also you do 90's hip hop shtick and say shit like "big up" while finger wagging around the ring like you're in Naughty By Nature. Your main move is called BOMBACLAT. You're in a team with the gall to be named Knockout Brothers. I'm legally obligated to love you. #NJPW 🤼
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Your gimmick is a ruffian but also you do 90's hip hop shtick and say shit like "big up" while finger wagging around the ring like you're in Naughty By Nature. Your main move is called BOMBACLAT. You're in a team with the gall to be named Knockout Brothers. I'm legally obligated to love you. #NJPW 🤼
You know where I stand.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know where I stand.
Alright! Now show me them files!! Oh...
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Alright! Now show me them files!! Oh...
Feels like an Arby's night. Talk me out of it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Feels like an Arby's night. Talk me out of it.
I listened to a bunch of silly dick music when I was a teenager, and a LOT of ska/punk, but the speed and clarity of the drums on this album are fucking outrageous. I’m literally too old to even air drum with it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I listened to a bunch of silly dick music when I was a teenager, and a LOT of ska/punk, but the speed and clarity of the drums on this album are fucking outrageous. I’m literally too old to even air drum with it.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
