smugdingus
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Just found out De La Soul released a new album last month.🥺
a man says tonight all my plans was set in front of a band
ALT: a man says tonight all my plans was set in front of a band
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December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just found out De La Soul released a new album last month.🥺
Dude said 100% of new jobs created this year have gone to American-born citizens. I mean…that’s not even arguably possible. These motherfuckers just don’t care anymore. Say it all on any stage. It doesn’t matter.
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dude said 100% of new jobs created this year have gone to American-born citizens. I mean…that’s not even arguably possible. These motherfuckers just don’t care anymore. Say it all on any stage. It doesn’t matter.
This is the first time I’ve felt like this fat old fuck might actually be in big trouble. That was unhinged in a way I haven’t felt before. Lol I’m kidding. He just gained 20 points in approval.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is the first time I’ve felt like this fat old fuck might actually be in big trouble. That was unhinged in a way I haven’t felt before. Lol I’m kidding. He just gained 20 points in approval.
Man this is a Hitler speech. Just screaming lies. Wild.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Man this is a Hitler speech. Just screaming lies. Wild.
My love is deeper than the holler.
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My love is deeper than the holler.
A true crime documentary drinking game I like to play is when a burly midwestern man gets choked up about a victim. Every time he talks through the tears, take a drink. If he breaks down and can't finish the interview, take a shot. If he never returns for the rest of the show, finish the bottle.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A true crime documentary drinking game I like to play is when a burly midwestern man gets choked up about a victim. Every time he talks through the tears, take a drink. If he breaks down and can't finish the interview, take a shot. If he never returns for the rest of the show, finish the bottle.
What are the chances the son’s high-powered defense accuses Rob Reiner of years of sexual abuse? I’d almost be kinda shocked if they didn’t.
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What are the chances the son’s high-powered defense accuses Rob Reiner of years of sexual abuse? I’d almost be kinda shocked if they didn’t.
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Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance
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I don't want to Find Friends on Bluesky, I came here to be validated or yelled at by complete strangers okay
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't want to Find Friends on Bluesky, I came here to be validated or yelled at by complete strangers okay
You could say I have a
checkered past
as I was heavily into
ska
for several of my
teenage years
checkered past
as I was heavily into
ska
for several of my
teenage years
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You could say I have a
checkered past
as I was heavily into
ska
for several of my
teenage years
checkered past
as I was heavily into
ska
for several of my
teenage years
Fire up that holiday war machine. Sorry Venezuela. It had to be somebody.
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fire up that holiday war machine. Sorry Venezuela. It had to be somebody.
LUNCH PLANS: Christmas jazz and pork rinds 🎄
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
LUNCH PLANS: Christmas jazz and pork rinds 🎄
Sometimes I just sit and remember when H Jon Benjamin made a jazz album without knowing how to play piano and it makes me so happy. youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJ...
Jon Benjamin - Jazz Daredevil - "Well I should have...*Learned how to play piano"
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sometimes I just sit and remember when H Jon Benjamin made a jazz album without knowing how to play piano and it makes me so happy. youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJ...
Thank Christ it was successful.
The Chiefs announced that Patrick Mahomes underwent successful surgery to repair his torn left ACL.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thank Christ it was successful.
Paying tribute to Rob Reiner by watching Japanese wrestling because I’d like to think it’s what he would’ve wanted.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Paying tribute to Rob Reiner by watching Japanese wrestling because I’d like to think it’s what he would’ve wanted.
Might get drunk and fight the Hamburger Helper glove, that know-it-all cunt.
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Might get drunk and fight the Hamburger Helper glove, that know-it-all cunt.
I don’t know how social media works when it comes to desirable content or boosting and amplifying or going viral or any of the specifics of how to use it properly. I just know that, overall, absolutely none of it is even remotely beneficial in any way and that’s enough for me to stick around.
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t know how social media works when it comes to desirable content or boosting and amplifying or going viral or any of the specifics of how to use it properly. I just know that, overall, absolutely none of it is even remotely beneficial in any way and that’s enough for me to stick around.
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not to state the obvious, but:
he has also, at a minimum, seen the news that homicide squad was investigating the house. he wants people to think that he is having his political enemies murdered.
he has also, at a minimum, seen the news that homicide squad was investigating the house. he wants people to think that he is having his political enemies murdered.
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
not to state the obvious, but:
he has also, at a minimum, seen the news that homicide squad was investigating the house. he wants people to think that he is having his political enemies murdered.
he has also, at a minimum, seen the news that homicide squad was investigating the house. he wants people to think that he is having his political enemies murdered.
I’ll say this: the man knows how to grab a headline.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ll say this: the man knows how to grab a headline.
Bringing back “hose beast.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Bringing back “hose beast.”
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
I was right.
Could be worse.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I was right.
Wake me when AI is so smart that its response to every single query is "you shouldn't fucking be doing this. Stop it."
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wake me when AI is so smart that its response to every single query is "you shouldn't fucking be doing this. Stop it."