smulk
@smulk.bsky.social
I’m just here to be dumb and gay and horny to varying degrees.
Bat, frog, pangolin, sea cucumber, dolphin, salamander
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Bat, frog, pangolin, sea cucumber, dolphin, salamander
as a former Hoosier, I concur
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
as a former Hoosier, I concur
And here’s an article about how the supposedly pagan origins of Christmas are, well, just supposed: historyforatheists.com/2024/12/paga...
Pagan Christmas, Again. - History for Atheists
Every year, without fail, we find endless articles, memes and claims on social media about the supposed “pagan origins” of Christmas. As with Halloween and Easter, anti-theist activists find themselve...
historyforatheists.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And here’s an article about how the supposedly pagan origins of Christmas are, well, just supposed: historyforatheists.com/2024/12/paga...
Just sound it out phonetically: k-why-chay
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just sound it out phonetically: k-why-chay
Didn’t a similar debate surround Dave the Diver when it received nominations awhile back?
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Didn’t a similar debate surround Dave the Diver when it received nominations awhile back?
but my self-concept is tied to how I spend money and I crave the aesthetics of fitness more than the process of fitness itself
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
but my self-concept is tied to how I spend money and I crave the aesthetics of fitness more than the process of fitness itself
All I'm saying is I've had 0 guys say they won't fuck me because I'm bald, and multiple guys have wanted to fuck me because I'm bald.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
All I'm saying is I've had 0 guys say they won't fuck me because I'm bald, and multiple guys have wanted to fuck me because I'm bald.
Casual googling suggests his yearly income is over $14 billion. This makes the fine less than 1% of his yearly income.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Casual googling suggests his yearly income is over $14 billion. This makes the fine less than 1% of his yearly income.
oh, two snakes! I can imagine a couple ways this piece could be finished.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
oh, two snakes! I can imagine a couple ways this piece could be finished.