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I’m just here to be dumb and gay and horny to varying degrees.
I can only glaze my friends so much to their face before it gets weird so I’m going to shout into the blue sky that I am so lucky to know the creative, intelligent, compassionate people that I know. Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I can only glaze my friends so much to their face before it gets weird so I’m going to shout into the blue sky that I am so lucky to know the creative, intelligent, compassionate people that I know. Happy New Year.
It appears a new party has entered the winter theater in response to Christmas’s territorial aggression.
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It appears a new party has entered the winter theater in response to Christmas’s territorial aggression.
I just put together that, for me, a precondition of a tool or medium carrying artistic value is its propensity for misuse.
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just put together that, for me, a precondition of a tool or medium carrying artistic value is its propensity for misuse.
Ending the year by being the slacker our CEO accused us all of being when he pulled this RTO bullshit 😌
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ending the year by being the slacker our CEO accused us all of being when he pulled this RTO bullshit 😌
I fear I have smooched him. The situation is dire.
I fear I am smitten with a boy who has the aesthetic of Iceland’s black sand.
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I fear I have smooched him. The situation is dire.
I fear I am smitten with a boy who has the aesthetic of Iceland’s black sand.
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I fear I am smitten with a boy who has the aesthetic of Iceland’s black sand.
Micolash imploring Kos (or some say Kosm) to grant him eyes
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Micolash imploring Kos (or some say Kosm) to grant him eyes
Big Feelings™ about what a company declares their color of the year supports the implicit idea that what a company says matters.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Big Feelings™ about what a company declares their color of the year supports the implicit idea that what a company says matters.
1. This is a truly inconsequential amount of money to fine someone as rich as Musk.
2. I fully expect Musk to fight this and milk it for outrage regardless.
2. I fully expect Musk to fight this and milk it for outrage regardless.
The European Commission announced Friday that it was fining Elon Musk, the richest person in the world, for the equivalent of $140 million, saying his company X had breached Europe’s Digital Services Act.
JD Vance, before the fine was even finalized, slammed the commission.
JD Vance, before the fine was even finalized, slammed the commission.
EU fines Elon Musk $140 million for violations of online safety rules. Vance calls it "censorship."
Don’t expect him to face similar hurdles in the US.
www.motherjones.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
1. This is a truly inconsequential amount of money to fine someone as rich as Musk.
2. I fully expect Musk to fight this and milk it for outrage regardless.
2. I fully expect Musk to fight this and milk it for outrage regardless.
I can’t stop thinking about him.
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I can’t stop thinking about him.
In urgent need of a cute gentleman to bring me an apple fritter and coffee this snowy morning. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In urgent need of a cute gentleman to bring me an apple fritter and coffee this snowy morning. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
I am wise and I had a nitro cold brew at 7pm. Now please excuse me while unearth secret gradients of night until 4am.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am wise and I had a nitro cold brew at 7pm. Now please excuse me while unearth secret gradients of night until 4am.
Today being World AIDS Day and the US government purposefully ignoring it, I find myself reflecting on an essential truth:
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💬 32 🔁 30411 ❤️ 31539 · Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot.
It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say th…
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December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Today being World AIDS Day and the US government purposefully ignoring it, I find myself reflecting on an essential truth:
www.tumblr.com/world-buildi...
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the silence is homophobic
Could I get some linux opinions? I just setup a little laptop to run elementaryOS because I like the MacOS style, dock, and how it handles workspaces. But would it be better to use some other distro and customize it for the same look?
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the silence is homophobic
I would like one pair of sweatpants I could buy that don't create a comical dickprint.
Or I need to move to a gayborhood where I *do* want a comical dickprint.
Or I need to move to a gayborhood where I *do* want a comical dickprint.
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I would like one pair of sweatpants I could buy that don't create a comical dickprint.
Or I need to move to a gayborhood where I *do* want a comical dickprint.
Or I need to move to a gayborhood where I *do* want a comical dickprint.
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What do “never trump” Republicans, academics, and liberal tech people have in common?
All three groups reserve for themselves the right to adjudicate how much evil is acceptable, where the lines runs between “questionable” and “bad,” and what society can/should tolerate.
All three groups reserve for themselves the right to adjudicate how much evil is acceptable, where the lines runs between “questionable” and “bad,” and what society can/should tolerate.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What do “never trump” Republicans, academics, and liberal tech people have in common?
All three groups reserve for themselves the right to adjudicate how much evil is acceptable, where the lines runs between “questionable” and “bad,” and what society can/should tolerate.
All three groups reserve for themselves the right to adjudicate how much evil is acceptable, where the lines runs between “questionable” and “bad,” and what society can/should tolerate.
Could I get some linux opinions? I just setup a little laptop to run elementaryOS because I like the MacOS style, dock, and how it handles workspaces. But would it be better to use some other distro and customize it for the same look?
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Could I get some linux opinions? I just setup a little laptop to run elementaryOS because I like the MacOS style, dock, and how it handles workspaces. But would it be better to use some other distro and customize it for the same look?
I missed Thanksgiving with the family this year, but on the plus side I slept till 6am this morning instead of 4 because of my back pain 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I missed Thanksgiving with the family this year, but on the plus side I slept till 6am this morning instead of 4 because of my back pain 🙃
full throttle jongling has commenced
In this house we wait to jongle our crimborkus until after thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
full throttle jongling has commenced
In this house we wait to jongle our crimborkus until after thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In this house we wait to jongle our crimborkus until after thanksgiving
We didn’t start the fire (November 20th 2025 remix)
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We didn’t start the fire (November 20th 2025 remix)
It is a wonder that any message is inerrant, that anything less than every human thought is corrupted in its transmission or origin.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is a wonder that any message is inerrant, that anything less than every human thought is corrupted in its transmission or origin.
Three songs in (Divinize) and I understand why I’m seeing LUX everywhere. Jesus Christ.
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Three songs in (Divinize) and I understand why I’m seeing LUX everywhere. Jesus Christ.
what the fuck is a “downpour of toughness”
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
what the fuck is a “downpour of toughness”
Look at what GenAI can do!
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Look at what GenAI can do!