Rage Project #6

Was sad, got myself a treat :)

Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.

my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.

YouTube Music and Reddit have already released their year in reviews?? People are posting tik toks of their year?? Is December not included in the year??? I feel like I'm getting gaslit into thinking 2024 is over when December hasn't even started!!!

One of my favorite parts of seeing Wicked was just how HAPPY people were leaving the theater. Adults, kids, and especially the theater geeks like me.

im retiring from public life for a week to spend time on my farm and spouse, elliot, in the strange yet cozy town of stardew valley, the only place i wanna be

What if the Stardew Valley were the friends we made along the way.

Drinking gin to cure the absinthe hangover.

James Webb's view of the M51 galaxy.

Hello there, I am full and happy.

Tore up this eggs benny with lox

I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.