Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Hope she’s right but remember the great vibes when they appointed Mueller? Or when he was on trial for 4 cases?
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hope she’s right but remember the great vibes when they appointed Mueller? Or when he was on trial for 4 cases?
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
This actually happened. Was not staged.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This actually happened. Was not staged.
I’m not bad, for a reprobate
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m not bad, for a reprobate
What do you call these? Pencil trolls?
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What do you call these? Pencil trolls?
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
Walker are you busy at work on your “the liberal case for Matt Gaetz” article?
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Walker are you busy at work on your “the liberal case for Matt Gaetz” article?
I can’t believe this guy has not quit the internet after writing the worst article of the century. I encourage you to block him. He’s like Cuomo. Shameless. Dumb as a bag of dicks.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I can’t believe this guy has not quit the internet after writing the worst article of the century. I encourage you to block him. He’s like Cuomo. Shameless. Dumb as a bag of dicks.
Walker unfortunately the internet has a long memory. You should stop talking, thinking, posting and writing about politics, because you wrote this.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Walker unfortunately the internet has a long memory. You should stop talking, thinking, posting and writing about politics, because you wrote this.
False. He’s patched because he knows he’d be in prison right now if our zombie compatriots didn’t make him president
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
False. He’s patched because he knows he’d be in prison right now if our zombie compatriots didn’t make him president
The fascist head of the FBI who is corruptly using government jets to fly to his girlfriend’s house has previously condemned FBI officials for using government jets for personal travel.
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The fascist head of the FBI who is corruptly using government jets to fly to his girlfriend’s house has previously condemned FBI officials for using government jets for personal travel.
Don’t forget tipping off terrorists to help them escape
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Don’t forget tipping off terrorists to help them escape
Add this to the thousands of impeachable offenses from our fascist dictator.
Appointing clowns.
Appointing clowns.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Add this to the thousands of impeachable offenses from our fascist dictator.
Appointing clowns.
Appointing clowns.
As painful as it is to quote Ezra Yglesias, this is an interesting point. I’m not saying that people should die or go bankrupt so we can take the House back, but it’s maybe not correct to think of the cave in as a win for the GOP. This is also NOT exonerating Schumer or D centrists
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
As painful as it is to quote Ezra Yglesias, this is an interesting point. I’m not saying that people should die or go bankrupt so we can take the House back, but it’s maybe not correct to think of the cave in as a win for the GOP. This is also NOT exonerating Schumer or D centrists
You are a depraved coward and a disgrace.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You are a depraved coward and a disgrace.
Retire now you POS
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Retire now you POS
I missed this
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November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I missed this
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Me wearing a coworker’s dress and carrying a body guard’s rifle in Phnom Penh 1997.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me wearing a coworker’s dress and carrying a body guard’s rifle in Phnom Penh 1997.
I have some content to share
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have some content to share
Kind of surprised by the cocaine data. That works out to 60 people a day dying from coke in the US.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Kind of surprised by the cocaine data. That works out to 60 people a day dying from coke in the US.
Not a rhetorical question: is there any basis in fact for this claim?
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Not a rhetorical question: is there any basis in fact for this claim?
The villa I lived in in Phnom Penh in 1997 and what’s there now. Crazy shit.
The street the villa was on was unlaced and minimal moped and cycle and car traffic. Now there are stop lights at both ends of the block and lots of cars all day. Stunning changes to see.
The street the villa was on was unlaced and minimal moped and cycle and car traffic. Now there are stop lights at both ends of the block and lots of cars all day. Stunning changes to see.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The villa I lived in in Phnom Penh in 1997 and what’s there now. Crazy shit.
The street the villa was on was unlaced and minimal moped and cycle and car traffic. Now there are stop lights at both ends of the block and lots of cars all day. Stunning changes to see.
The street the villa was on was unlaced and minimal moped and cycle and car traffic. Now there are stop lights at both ends of the block and lots of cars all day. Stunning changes to see.
I just did it. You can trash Spotify without even downloading the app. I liked doing it. Give it a whirl.
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just did it. You can trash Spotify without even downloading the app. I liked doing it. Give it a whirl.