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Agent Fartburger (stinky)
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Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Hope she’s right but remember the great vibes when they appointed Mueller? Or when he was on trial for 4 cases?

He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jacob should do something more aligned with his talents and instincts eg writing press releases for gas stations in Dubuque
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Brazil continues to lead the way in taking on rogue power. A Supreme Court panel has moved to put lawmaker Eduardo Bolsonaro on trial for seeking Trump's help to halt criminal proceedings against his father, former President Jair Bolsonaro.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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After months of increasing grocery prices, Donald Trump is finally admitting he was wrong.

Americans are literally paying the price for Trump's mistakes.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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It’s been 15 years since Congress raised the minimum wage.

In that time, costs for rent, groceries, and utilities have soared.

Americans deserve a raise.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Poor and middle class families are being robbed to pay for a technology created by fascists that will rob poor and middle class families if it works, harm the environment, and it’s also probably not going to work.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Can you imagine a woman of color, say a Black reporter, who was caught in an affair with a Presidential candidate THAT SHE WAS COVERING, getting completely rehabilitated less than a year later with a cushy new job and puff piece profile in the paper of record?

Nope.
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you’re a fan of French film, movies about making movies, watch Nouvelle Vague. Easy contender for best foreign film. Great performances and writing. Amazing recreation of late 50s Paris.
I spoke to Richard Linklater about both the great NOUVELLE VAGUE and the great BLUE MOON, which are now out at the same time — which I compared to Use Your Illusion I and II, a reference I don’t think he liked very much bit.ly/4p6Zdfx
‘Nouvelle Vague’ Director Richard Linklater Takes on an All-Time Classic With Incredible Accuracy
The film comes off the heels of Blue Moon, completing a project over 15 years in the making.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm not saying fascism can't happen here, or that we are out of the woods, but it's shit like this that gives me confidence that it ain't gonna happen. It's because Trump is so fucking stupid. Incapable of rational thought, or of acting in his own interest.
If I were Michael Wolff, I'd advise Trump NOT to generate more news about Jeffrey Epstein.
Trump to ask DOJ to probe Jeffrey Epstein involvement with Clinton, JPMorgan, Summers
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I were Michael Wolff, I'd advise Trump NOT to generate more news about Jeffrey Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I refuse to count my chickens, and this also seems to describe a dynamic that applies to days and politics of yore. Trump is not a politician, he’s a cult leader.

I think the only thing that kills his presidency and the party is a shit economy, which they are actively creating.
Donald Trump’s presidency hinges on loyalty, which depends on the perception of power. As a lame duck, that perception is already eroding — and the Epstein scandal is now accelerating it.
Opinion | The Epstein divisions among Republicans are hastening Trump's lame-duck status
These polls suggest the issue is a bigger problem than the president wants to admit.
www.msnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Spread this far and wide. National security professionals will be livid. Also, it is just plain bad leadership - make all your people suffer something that you are unwilling to do. Bad!

www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ukraine doing the work
(Reuters) - Russia's Black Sea port of Novorossiysk temporarily suspended oil exports - equivalent to 2.2 million barrels per day, or 2% of global supply - on Friday after a Ukrainian missile and drone attack.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Sitewide sale this weekend. Buy 2 books and save 20%, 3 for 30%, or 4 or more and get 40% off. $75 for free shipping within the US.

www.nyrb.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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⚡️ Brazilian influencers are hyping “dream jobs” in Russia that trap young women in military drone factories.

RFE/RL reports the offers promise hospitality work but end up forcing recruits to build Russian combat drones.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m not gonna Google it.
Trump having sucked Bill Clinton’s cock was an Epstein Files revelation I honestly did not expect.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
What do you call these? Pencil trolls?

The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No it’s not.
Who knows. For years I thought, "*Now* will they finally say 'enough'?"

Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak?

Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can’t believe this guy has not quit the internet after writing the worst article of the century. I encourage you to block him. He’s like Cuomo. Shameless. Dumb as a bag of dicks.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They frame her as the active sex-haver, which is a pretty fuckin’ weird way to describe a rape victim.

“Ended up having sex for money”? GTFO
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Is anyone else leaving the US because they won’t be able to afford both housing and healthcare?

Thank god for a second citizenship that I haven’t had to use until now.

Democratic leadership needs to resign. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM