Smurfman256
smurfman256.bsky.social
Smurfman256
@smurfman256.bsky.social
I'm a dude who loads files into a DAW and hopefully the end result sounds like a professional piece of music. Also bang on amplified stringed instruments. Have an Emmy.

Opinions are mine and mine alone.
Salvaged this guy and the 5160 XT it came with from my late grandfather's house.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@dark1x.bsky.social Hey, I salvaged this (what appears to be) IBM Aptiva 2128 from my late ex-IBMer grandfather's house. Anything particularly special about these?
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
HOLY FUCK, IS THAT MITCHELL SHEPHERD?!
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Doom The Dark Ages improves so drastically from the removal of the slow mo that I want to know who on the team was insistent that it happen on every melee strike and parry.
September 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is actually a really helpful visualization to show what's being done in the frequency spectrum when you choose a mix version instead of really vague settings like "treble boost" or "headphones." I know the EQ curve of my sound setup, I want to know what EQ shaping is being done in the game.
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
RIP Brent Hinds. The end was absolutely not what anyone wanted, but ya held together long enough for a killer 20th anniversary tour.
August 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The name "Nintendo" was rapidly becoming a generalized term to refer to all video game devices (the same thing had happened earlier with nose tissue paper and "Kleenex". Nintendo put these ads out making sure people would specify that only *Nintendo* branded video game consoles were "Nintendos."
June 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Kadingir Sanctum's lighting makes for some really oppressive and ominous photomode screenshots.
May 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Still cracks me up that the RE4 HD Project guys decided that everyone in Spain gets a $10K bottle of wine.
April 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I put it in my 6505+ cab since it's my only 1x12 (normally there's a Greenback in there), but the Hiwatt combo back there is the amp powering it.

Signal chain is Strat w/SSL5 bridge pup > TruFi Colordriver 18v > MXR Phase 90 Script > TC Flashback > Hiwatt > Cab
January 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I already spent enough this Christmas on an actual vintage 70's Fane speaker. If it's not a Crescendo (the Gilmour speaker), it sounds *damn* close since it has the same giant magnet and Kurt Mueller cone with aluminum dust cap.
January 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I just recently got my N64 working again and salvaged an old 24" CRT from a yard sale. CRT filters absolutely are not the same.
January 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Three red valves.

HAF LIF 3 CONFIRM?!?@1!1?1!
December 14, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Still so glad I snagged mine for $40 back when retro games collecting still wasn't really a thing.
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Threw this together as a gag in a Discord server earlier this year.
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Directional occlusion is Ambient Occlusion that also takes the color of whatever object is being shaded into account and I don't understand why OP suggests turning it off.
November 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM