@damienhaas.bsky.social “to lose Shayne…. And Courtney…..and Spencer………… and all the rest” you sir are brilliant got me with an audible laugh

Can we talk about the real elephant in the room. Why are cereal boxes getting smaller. What’s that about?

Welp I saw brave new world. It was brave to put the movie out at all

@jamesgunn.bsky.social is a final season of Legends of Tomorrow in the cards? That show was hilariously self aware

I want the Super Bowl to end in a tie and everyone goes home disappointed

I'm on Grindr and a guy messages me a few weeks back saying "I'll pay you $200 for you to top me." He messages me again yesterday and says "how about $150?" Dude that's not how you haggle.

So this is the new place to be witty?