🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
snailyham.bsky.social
🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
@snailyham.bsky.social
Miscreant. Walking cautionary tale. Frequent hot mess. Little package, big trouble.
She/Her
Actual Professional Dancer
I NEVER complain about customer service because we all have bad days but this was well beyond just a bad day; I'm sorry you were a victim too 😫

Im not sure what customer service you tried to get a hold of but I was told alaskalistens.com tips are directly followed up on by management!
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February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I saw a girl with a really cute panda bear one, from the back it looked like she was riding in a full mascot head 😂
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Oohhh you might be right but I don't recognize the character at all lol I know a lot of people just like having cool gear though too, I've seen all sorts of insane helmets. They even have soft covers for them that make you look like a stuffed animal lol
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
She finally said "yeaaahhh...I think I've heard enough. I have the ability to use my discretion and make this right. Would a brand new bag of your choosing, free of charge be sufficient?"

OMG YES! So they're shipping me a similar hard shell bag! $220 value FO FREE
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I ended up calling and talking to another rep (after an hour on hold) and she listened to my full story, how mean this lady was, what REALLY happened and how it happened on the first leg of my travels (also with them)
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I tried remaining nice and said "thank you so much, have a nice night" and got back a nasty "MMHHMMM". Needless to say, she lied in her report and I got offered a MEASLY $50 discount code for my next flight...
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
She stepped back with her lil tablet just AGHAST that I would give the same energy back to her. I finished explaining. She took 1 singular picture of the bottom of my bag (with the stickers on, where you can't see the damage at all) wrote her report and sent it off
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
She made the mistake of slapping "received damaged" stickers on it as well to keep things in. I go to report my bag as soon as I get to PDX and the bag agent was SO FUCKING RUDE to me and interrupted me to accuse me of bringing a broken bag to the airport. I said "whoa hang on just a sec"
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
That's exactly what I thought too! It looks like the backpack has a window in it, could you tell if there was a cat in there? It kind of looks like one of those hard shell backpacks they make as cat carriers. Super cool regardless imo! I wish I wasn't such a scaredy-cat so I could be that badass lol
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Some people are cool as hell and we get to see them out and about 😆 lol
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
And by take the boy I mean we will be splitting the total cost of both tickets. Do *not* get it twisted, I'm no sugar mama lmao
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
One responded "ooo, pick me!"

Like what the fuck is that!? Are we 5?
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Here's the giant bag of mushrooms that got plopped down in front of me lmao
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Also my screen protector on my phone is shattered and I have absolutely no idea how that happened 🤣😂
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I have to say though it was really funny the difference in experience she and I had at the show. I don't think she's ever been the minority at an event before and she was for sure a little uncomfy the next day. I was thrilled though, felt like home; i was always friends with the hot cheeto girls 😆
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM