Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
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Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
@snarkofthebeast.bsky.social
I'm uninteresting. You won't like me.
Sad, but apparently true.
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This stupid little pussy has always wanted to be a mafia boss (takes the Don part of his name a little too seriously). There was no other way it would happen if he didn't become president.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Stagnating wages, ever-increasing inflation, AI eliminating jobs and taking over entertainment (as well as gobbling up power and contributing to global warming), oligarchs increasing their wealth by leaps and bounds, media consolidation out of control, businesses going under because of tariffs...
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's like they're not even listening.

Of course, we voted for that stupid white collar CEO crook to run things a second time, so they're just doing what we empowered them to do.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So you're telling me that to have to search for a font, so as not to be like that LAST guy, is MORE of an efficient use of everyone's time?

Also, imagine thinking Joe Biden was "woke". You gotta be SO far out in right field to think that, man.
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
These people don't deserve anything good in their lives.
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They won't even deign to hide this. Trump has worn his abject corruption on his sleeve. You voted for him still.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Conservatives blasting the Golden Globes committee for "snubbing" Sydney Sweeney over Christy...bro, YOU didn't even watch that movie!
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Donald, Clown In Chief.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This man is as corrupt as the day is long.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There is literally nothing these people won't lie to you about...
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
MAGA "We hate participation trophies!"

Meanwhile, Dear Leader...
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fucking pussy threw his admiral in front of the bus. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Worked so well for what it was supposed to (for a controversy it was meant to cover up, which I have since forgotten, so yeah, it worked), that we don't even talk about it anymore. That was the damnable irony of it. The only way it works is if it was quickly moved on from because it doesn't hold up.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had a late friend post some coked out conspiracy nonsense on Thanksgiving, which seemed very intentionally timed, and I'm sure he's sitting back thinking "Look at all these sad, sad people leaving me."

This is the MAGA mindset in a nutshell..
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Four Xmas Xmases to know me by...
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Google, show me a murder...
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This entire administration can fuck itself.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Facts
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM