Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
@snarkofthebeast.bsky.social
In this house it's always:
Fuck the Thunder
Fuck the Niners
Fuck the Astros and Dodgers
Fuck the WWE
And most of all, fuck Donald Trump
Fuck the Thunder
Fuck the Niners
Fuck the Astros and Dodgers
Fuck the WWE
And most of all, fuck Donald Trump
Pinned
There are only three certainties in life:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Morrissey canceling that show you had tickets for
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Morrissey canceling that show you had tickets for
Laura Loomer "It's funny to see Bad Bunny dancing on electric poles when Puerto Rico isn't known for having reliable electricity."
Bitch, Texas is LITERALLY right there.
www.forbes.com/sites/edhirs...
Bitch, Texas is LITERALLY right there.
www.forbes.com/sites/edhirs...
After 4 Years And Billions Of Dollars, The Texas Grid Is Not Fixed
Texas has a 100% government operated grid under which consumers pay more, get less, and no one can be held accountable.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Laura Loomer "It's funny to see Bad Bunny dancing on electric poles when Puerto Rico isn't known for having reliable electricity."
Bitch, Texas is LITERALLY right there.
www.forbes.com/sites/edhirs...
Bitch, Texas is LITERALLY right there.
www.forbes.com/sites/edhirs...
I can scarcely believe I'm saying it but I actually like and respect the Pats coach and QB and genuinely harbor no ill-will towards them.
Was that so damn hard, 49ers? 🧐
Was that so damn hard, 49ers? 🧐
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I can scarcely believe I'm saying it but I actually like and respect the Pats coach and QB and genuinely harbor no ill-will towards them.
Was that so damn hard, 49ers? 🧐
Was that so damn hard, 49ers? 🧐
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Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
The Patriots today...
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The Patriots today...
MAGA "What even is this halftime show, I can't understand a word of this gibberish?!?"
Meanwhile, the TPUSA halftime show "Bahwitdabah giggity giggity gooble gobble zork!"
Meanwhile, the TPUSA halftime show "Bahwitdabah giggity giggity gooble gobble zork!"
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
MAGA "What even is this halftime show, I can't understand a word of this gibberish?!?"
Meanwhile, the TPUSA halftime show "Bahwitdabah giggity giggity gooble gobble zork!"
Meanwhile, the TPUSA halftime show "Bahwitdabah giggity giggity gooble gobble zork!"
In hindsight, having Malcolm Butler ring the bell for the Pats might have been a mistake.
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
In hindsight, having Malcolm Butler ring the bell for the Pats might have been a mistake.
Trump has literally become that Star Wars meme...
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump has literally become that Star Wars meme...
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The Mariners had their most successful postseason ever, and then a few months later the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. That really happened.
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The Mariners had their most successful postseason ever, and then a few months later the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. That really happened.
God I hate Puka Nacua. I don't even LIKE Sydney Sweeney but I hope your date is a disaster and she dips out early, you little geek.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
God I hate Puka Nacua. I don't even LIKE Sydney Sweeney but I hope your date is a disaster and she dips out early, you little geek.
Donald Trump called the dancing in last night's halftime show "disgusting". Yeah. The guy who cheated on every single one of his wives, one of which with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant, and bragged about walking in on teenagers changing at a pageant he was owner of.
Yeah. That guy.
Yeah. That guy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Donald Trump called the dancing in last night's halftime show "disgusting". Yeah. The guy who cheated on every single one of his wives, one of which with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant, and bragged about walking in on teenagers changing at a pageant he was owner of.
Yeah. That guy.
Yeah. That guy.
Your syphilitic moron president, folks...
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Your syphilitic moron president, folks...
Jake Paul isn't just a fake American, he's no American at all. Set his stupid-haired ass adrift in the sea somewhere.
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Jake Paul isn't just a fake American, he's no American at all. Set his stupid-haired ass adrift in the sea somewhere.
Every time the Seahawks are in the #Superbowl and I make chicken, they win. I didn't make it in 2006. We didn't win. Did in 2014, got the win. Didn't in 2015, no win. Did tonight, and...
Sorry I didn't figure out the common denominator sooner. Got it sorted now. No missteps going forward.
Sorry I didn't figure out the common denominator sooner. Got it sorted now. No missteps going forward.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Every time the Seahawks are in the #Superbowl and I make chicken, they win. I didn't make it in 2006. We didn't win. Did in 2014, got the win. Didn't in 2015, no win. Did tonight, and...
Sorry I didn't figure out the common denominator sooner. Got it sorted now. No missteps going forward.
Sorry I didn't figure out the common denominator sooner. Got it sorted now. No missteps going forward.
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
Thanks Seahawks, for making me have to wash my jersey EVERY game. 🥵😬
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Thanks Seahawks, for making me have to wash my jersey EVERY game. 🥵😬
Band Of Brothers
Name an anti fascist film
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Band Of Brothers
If you are in Seattle and you're standing on the pergola in Pioneer Square, get down off that.
Fucking dummy.
Fucking dummy.
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
If you are in Seattle and you're standing on the pergola in Pioneer Square, get down off that.
Fucking dummy.
Fucking dummy.
Gotta love that someone performs a halftime show where the message is "maybe just don't be a cunt" and there was a vocal contingent who went...
a man is screaming in front of a red sign that says bio on it
ALT: a man is screaming in front of a red sign that says bio on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Gotta love that someone performs a halftime show where the message is "maybe just don't be a cunt" and there was a vocal contingent who went...
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This guy right here is one of my fav YouTube chefs. ArnieTex is the name of the channel. He does my kinda food. Lots of Mexican, TexMex and New Mexican stuff.
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
This guy right here is one of my fav YouTube chefs. ArnieTex is the name of the channel. He does my kinda food. Lots of Mexican, TexMex and New Mexican stuff.
Megyn "My parents can't spell" Kelly is a useless asshole.
Criticizing your country isn’t unpatriotic — this is 👇🏽
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Megyn "My parents can't spell" Kelly is a useless asshole.
Love is stronger than hate. Which is why I admit I'm not strong enough to be a warrior for good because I want to micturate on a lot of y'alls graves.
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Love is stronger than hate. Which is why I admit I'm not strong enough to be a warrior for good because I want to micturate on a lot of y'alls graves.
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With Kendrick & Bad Bunny using their Halftime Show performances to both entertain & educate, the bar has been raised forever.
The worst people we know perceiving calls for love & unity as a direct attack against them, makes it clear where the lines are drawn.
Ultimately we are going to win.
The worst people we know perceiving calls for love & unity as a direct attack against them, makes it clear where the lines are drawn.
Ultimately we are going to win.
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
With Kendrick & Bad Bunny using their Halftime Show performances to both entertain & educate, the bar has been raised forever.
The worst people we know perceiving calls for love & unity as a direct attack against them, makes it clear where the lines are drawn.
Ultimately we are going to win.
The worst people we know perceiving calls for love & unity as a direct attack against them, makes it clear where the lines are drawn.
Ultimately we are going to win.
Die mad Drake, Dave Portnoy, Mid Rock and everyone at the Toilet Paper USA halftime safe space, Logan Paul, and most of all, Donald Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Die mad Drake, Dave Portnoy, Mid Rock and everyone at the Toilet Paper USA halftime safe space, Logan Paul, and most of all, Donald Trump.
Fuck this bloated pigboy. He's not our president. I spit on your legacy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Fuck this bloated pigboy. He's not our president. I spit on your legacy.