SnarkyElf
snarkyelf.bsky.social
SnarkyElf
@snarkyelf.bsky.social
I have a similar dish towel.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ti adventures today
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Afternoon coffee, but make it fancy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Bonnet ripper.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Throughout my childhood, this industrial can opener was a cousins’ skill challenge (how many revolutions can you make the handle go), and now it’s one of my most durable and trusted kitchen gadgets. Grandma knew her shit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
An audience of fluent Francophones singing along.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Pinch me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pint.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A pilgrimage, and some antebellum shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good morning.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Creepy in any season, but especially now. Also easy to pet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Virgins no more. 🧇
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not bad seats! Belter of a show. I was strategically sipping my beverage during the joke set-ups, to avoid spit takes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Nutella pompadour. I do this every day.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@jaycatvt.bsky.social between the new sketchers and TJ Maxx
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Night on earth is one of my absolute favorites. Helmut? That’s like calling yourself Lampshade! R Benigni before he broke out in Life is Beautiful. Winona! Béatrice Dalle!and my introduction to the late, great Matti Pellonpää.

I thought Phoenician scheme was Wes A at his most self-conscious.
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Happy Gotcha Day to this muppet. First photo after picking him up.
October 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
10 years! Despite the drought and the bitching, this year looks to be mostly average here in BTV.
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM