Snarky Unicorn
snarkyunicorn.bsky.social
Snarky Unicorn
@snarkyunicorn.bsky.social
Gen X mom and wife.
Dog lover.
Crafty.
ADHD.
Dyslexic.
Anxiety ridden.
Red Hat hating.
Work exhausted.
Life exhausted.

Did I mention that I'm exhausted?
It's becoming a near daily experience to wake up to an email with some new directive. In a matter of 2 weeks I've somehow become the owner of everything under the sun and my job went from joy to torture. This is what happens with new "leaders" are toxic. I know what he's doing. I'm not the one.
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yesterday I unfollowed the new administration IG accounts that I was forced followed. I then blocked them all. I have now repeated that process 4 times. People are still saying I'm showing as following them. W.T.F.
January 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New boss wants us to go to the office to "maintain relationships" and he lives in a completely different time zone with zero intention of relocation. You first dude.
January 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Inauguration of a racist douche on MLK Day. It's so wrong.
January 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Laying on my bed when I should be cleaning the house for tomorrow's festivities. Probably should have taken my vyvanse.
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Working today or should I say "working"? They getting the bare minimum from me today.
December 23, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I have my baby granddaughter tonight for a sleepover. She's sleeping peacefully and I hope her parents are too. They needed a night of actual rest. I love having her. It's a gift.
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM
What's going on? December is the busiest month of the year for me. SO many birthdays plus Christmas. We're heading into my slack off at work time. I'm looking forward to it.
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Wasn't feeling great when I woke up this morning so I called out. I then wrapped up in a blanket and got the majority of my wrapping done. I should feel guilty about that because I probably could have worked if I could wrap, but I also needed a mental break. I'll work in January. I'm over this year
December 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
A work potluck for the holiday at 4pm next week?? Everyone gonna get food poisoning. Not me of course cause I'm not going. That shit is just going to sit around ALL day getting funky. Plus who knows how it was prepared. No thanks.
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I went on Fox news and newmax websites yesterday to see what they were saying about the tariffs and did I find a single article on the front page about them? Not a one. Explains why the family seems to have zero clue and look at me like I have two heads when I mention them.
November 27, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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very excited to see what happens to grocery prices when we impose large tariffs on our two largest agricultural trading partners
This is going to be an absolute mess y’all.

*TRUMP SAYS TO IMPOSE 25% TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO, CANADA GOODS
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Undergoing the purge of all the things. It's so satisfying getting rid of shit.
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Joined a cookie group on FB to get some cookie ideas for Christmas and the drama is insane. People arguing over butter. Has butter changed? I haven't noticed. I'm staying out of the butter wars.
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I swear the Trump administration is just throwing the worst people's names in a hat and drawing for their nominations.
November 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Spent too much money on more Christmas decor. Hoping to convince my husband to climb on the roof this weekend and start decorating. The annual purging of things I don't need begins this weekend. After we finish painting the living room.
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
After several days visiting my kid in Philly now we're almost home. Back to work tomorrow and the normal routine. Maybe I'll decorate this weekend for Christmas. I need something positive.
November 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I have to share a blanket with my husband for the next 4 nights. I'm already annoyed.
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I forgot how loud the city is. Glad I brought ear plugs. I can't believe how much horn honking is going on outside. Damn Philly.
November 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I've got all my stuff in the truck and I'm ready to go. My husband just got out of the shower and hasn't packed yet. We leave in 15 minutes. I'm already irritated. Up next, 7 hours in the truck. Yay?
November 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Grandbabies are the gift you get for raising your babies. Being in a different place in life I can truly enjoy her and have so much more patience now that I'm older(for her at least). Oh, and I also have McDonald's money now. 😂
November 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm trying not to spend money on shit I do not need and then I see things like Bluey Crocs which in my previous life, I would never! But the Gigi me is insanely corny and completely obsessed with my granddaughter.
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
@mommysnarksalot.bsky.social I found you! Woot! Even got my old Twitter handle from a decade ago back in play
November 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Oh I'm an invalid handle. Groovy
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM