Deavon Snoke
@snokebreak.bsky.social
I’m just carbon and bad timing
I know democracy is dead because if there had been a vote an overwhelming majority would have just left Katy Perry in space.
April 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I know democracy is dead because if there had been a vote an overwhelming majority would have just left Katy Perry in space.
Me: “my hair is frizzy”
Him: “well I was really attracted to Ms. Frizzle growing up.”
Me: “Oh cool go be with her then.”
Him: “I’d take a ride on your magic school bus”
Me: “CAR-LOS!”
Him: “who the fuck is Carlos? I’ll kill him”
This might work out guys.
Him: “well I was really attracted to Ms. Frizzle growing up.”
Me: “Oh cool go be with her then.”
Him: “I’d take a ride on your magic school bus”
Me: “CAR-LOS!”
Him: “who the fuck is Carlos? I’ll kill him”
This might work out guys.
April 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: “my hair is frizzy”
Him: “well I was really attracted to Ms. Frizzle growing up.”
Me: “Oh cool go be with her then.”
Him: “I’d take a ride on your magic school bus”
Me: “CAR-LOS!”
Him: “who the fuck is Carlos? I’ll kill him”
This might work out guys.
Him: “well I was really attracted to Ms. Frizzle growing up.”
Me: “Oh cool go be with her then.”
Him: “I’d take a ride on your magic school bus”
Me: “CAR-LOS!”
Him: “who the fuck is Carlos? I’ll kill him”
This might work out guys.
The sound woodpeckers make while pecking wood sounds so fake. It’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they are government drones anymore.
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The sound woodpeckers make while pecking wood sounds so fake. It’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they are government drones anymore.
The Chappel interview on call her daddy is actually so awful and iconic.
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Chappel interview on call her daddy is actually so awful and iconic.
Imagine thinking sex work is selling your body but serving in the military isn’t.
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Imagine thinking sex work is selling your body but serving in the military isn’t.
My anxiety has now reached the not putting my laundry away because the weight of it at the end of my bed is comforting stage.
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My anxiety has now reached the not putting my laundry away because the weight of it at the end of my bed is comforting stage.
3 years ago I met friends for drinks after attending one of our best friends memorial services. We sat & laughed & cried & felt our feelings. I got a call and stepped away. My mom had just passed. I sat back down at the table and I think that was the first time I felt actual sorrow.
March 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
3 years ago I met friends for drinks after attending one of our best friends memorial services. We sat & laughed & cried & felt our feelings. I got a call and stepped away. My mom had just passed. I sat back down at the table and I think that was the first time I felt actual sorrow.
I work at a video game store so the amount of times a day I say “this gay bar sucks” to my straight male coworkers is absolutely hilarious to only me.
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I work at a video game store so the amount of times a day I say “this gay bar sucks” to my straight male coworkers is absolutely hilarious to only me.
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Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
February 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
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INVENTOR OF THE HOT POCKET: in 1978 on a family trip to naples, italy, i accidentally placed a hot charcoal brick in my mouth
February 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
INVENTOR OF THE HOT POCKET: in 1978 on a family trip to naples, italy, i accidentally placed a hot charcoal brick in my mouth
My coworker pissed me off so I went outside and ashed my cigarette all over his new Prius. Small rebellion is all I have right now.
February 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My coworker pissed me off so I went outside and ashed my cigarette all over his new Prius. Small rebellion is all I have right now.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Castlevania has always been spitting.
February 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Castlevania has always been spitting.
You guys be quiet, their show is on.
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You guys be quiet, their show is on.
When Shauna says, “What is this? Adorable? Are you trying to be adorable with me right now?” In episode 2 of Yellowjackets I felt that in my soul.
February 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When Shauna says, “What is this? Adorable? Are you trying to be adorable with me right now?” In episode 2 of Yellowjackets I felt that in my soul.
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Makes sure y'all start your own #blockedsky list and share it so we can cut em off before they harrass you.
It's not about the 'echo chamber',, it's about protecting your space, even your cyber space.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
It's not about the 'echo chamber',, it's about protecting your space, even your cyber space.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Makes sure y'all start your own #blockedsky list and share it so we can cut em off before they harrass you.
It's not about the 'echo chamber',, it's about protecting your space, even your cyber space.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
It's not about the 'echo chamber',, it's about protecting your space, even your cyber space.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If we’re drinking and I start talking about how OJ Simpson is the reason Gargoyles the animated series was cancelled, just take me home.
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If we’re drinking and I start talking about how OJ Simpson is the reason Gargoyles the animated series was cancelled, just take me home.
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Time to stock up on bricks.
National Parks Service stripped the T+ off of the Stonewall.
February 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Time to stock up on bricks.
This is Russell. He’s a Sagittarius.
February 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is Russell. He’s a Sagittarius.
It’s the first big snow of the season in my city and I live across town from my job. I don’t drive and managed to get there on time. My boss who drives a variable monster truck and lives a couple miles away called and told me to close up because it’s not safe. I’m fine this is fine.
February 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s the first big snow of the season in my city and I live across town from my job. I don’t drive and managed to get there on time. My boss who drives a variable monster truck and lives a couple miles away called and told me to close up because it’s not safe. I’m fine this is fine.