Snooty von B
banner
snootyvonb.bsky.social
Snooty von B
@snootyvonb.bsky.social
Blue through and through. 💙Human and pet parent. Lover of books and British humour. Politics junkie. Neuroscience geek. Coffee lover ☕️ No DMs please. How hard is this to understand? 😫

#KeepTheVulgariansShortFingersFromTheNuclearCodes
Ok, thank you, because I was trying to figure it out, too. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is insane!
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That looks really good! Hot honey?
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’ve never understood why they don’t have seats. What function do they perform that can’t be carried out while seated?
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Only when it becomes illegal for people with a basket containing no alcohol to clog the one open checkout lane while five self-checkouts stand empty.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of my favorite albums.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ve never wished for punctuation so badly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ah! Thank you.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I love your work!

These remind me of the illustrations in Clive Barker’s “Abarat”.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s unconscionable. 😡
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh wow! That’s really good. Loved The Crow. Was so sad when Brandon Lee died. 🖤
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Love this!!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ooh. I love beans on toast. A bit of grated cheese on top. 🤤
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Keebler Johnson” 😂😂😂 I’m still pissed he’s ruined the elf for me, btw.

But “ambulatory rage bait” is priceless. 😂🤌
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“…hit job on” what? What do those emojis mean?
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM