Snooty von B
@snootyvonb.bsky.social
Blue through and through. 💙Human and pet parent. Lover of books and British humour. Politics junkie. Neuroscience geek. Coffee lover ☕️ No DMs please. How hard is this to understand? 😫
#KeepTheVulgariansShortFingersFromTheNuclearCodes
#KeepTheVulgariansShortFingersFromTheNuclearCodes
Ok, thank you, because I was trying to figure it out, too. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ok, thank you, because I was trying to figure it out, too. 😂
That looks really good! Hot honey?
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That looks really good! Hot honey?
I’ve never understood why they don’t have seats. What function do they perform that can’t be carried out while seated?
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’ve never understood why they don’t have seats. What function do they perform that can’t be carried out while seated?
Only when it becomes illegal for people with a basket containing no alcohol to clog the one open checkout lane while five self-checkouts stand empty.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Only when it becomes illegal for people with a basket containing no alcohol to clog the one open checkout lane while five self-checkouts stand empty.
One of my favorite albums.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One of my favorite albums.
I’ve never wished for punctuation so badly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ve never wished for punctuation so badly.
I love your work!
These remind me of the illustrations in Clive Barker’s “Abarat”.
These remind me of the illustrations in Clive Barker’s “Abarat”.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love your work!
These remind me of the illustrations in Clive Barker’s “Abarat”.
These remind me of the illustrations in Clive Barker’s “Abarat”.
It’s unconscionable. 😡
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s unconscionable. 😡
Oh wow! That’s really good. Loved The Crow. Was so sad when Brandon Lee died. 🖤
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh wow! That’s really good. Loved The Crow. Was so sad when Brandon Lee died. 🖤
Ooh. I love beans on toast. A bit of grated cheese on top. 🤤
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ooh. I love beans on toast. A bit of grated cheese on top. 🤤
“Keebler Johnson” 😂😂😂 I’m still pissed he’s ruined the elf for me, btw.
But “ambulatory rage bait” is priceless. 😂🤌
But “ambulatory rage bait” is priceless. 😂🤌
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Keebler Johnson” 😂😂😂 I’m still pissed he’s ruined the elf for me, btw.
But “ambulatory rage bait” is priceless. 😂🤌
But “ambulatory rage bait” is priceless. 😂🤌
“…hit job on” what? What do those emojis mean?
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“…hit job on” what? What do those emojis mean?