The US President can tell the difference between a giraffe and whale, but can’t differentiate between a cognitive test and an IQ test.

We should have a Royal Commission into the failure of previous Royal Commissions.

To get control of social platforms; implement age assurance and start by collecting everyone’s ID.

I wonder if ASIO investigates the foreign interference in our country by assumed allies and friends.

I wonder if the AFP has ever bothered to investigate dual citizens and IDF members for war crimes.

I wonder why *not* either of those things….

And why this is kept hidden from Australian citizens.

Refer the Bondi incident to the NACC. They know how to bury stuff.

Yep. I know that sound.

Baby galah season around here

The enshitification continues

Does Sudan have oil?

Machine guns and crowds. Always a winning combination.

I would settle for a functional NACC, like I was promised.

You must be American

The idea that better armed police can now respond with automatic weapons in a return shootout on a crowded New Year’s Eve, does not fill me with feelings of confidence and safety.

That one’s speaking Japanese. Fleshlight sounds are in English.

Fleshlights have been around for ages already.

I don’t follow cricket, but went to a Sixers match at the SCG a few days ago. I thought half of it was dedicated to the sponsors with special mini-events in a sponsor’s name. The bucket chicken company even gave a whole $50 (whoa!) prize to a spectator.