Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute

Progress!

Oh no! I hope everything turns out as well as possible.

I'm familiar with both and that was a genuinely tough decision. I went with Zuck for happily enabling more genocides, but they're both genuinely shitty human beings the world would have been better off without.

techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Doesn't Dershowitz have some neighbours to threaten to sue or something?

JFC why did I read the fucking comments

The sooner adults stop feeling like their children are entitlements, the sooner they might find their children returning their calls or emails.

those chuds 15 years ago: South Park can't be anythingist because it makes fun of everything equally

I had to think about that one, but went with the fake government folks. It wasn't easy though.

As a corporal, I literally ordered a pvt to stop doing the thing he was doing because he was going to cut himself and less than a second later, he was splurting blood everywhere and needed about five stitches. My platoon commander: please name the other three who can't be trusted with sharp objects.

Our rule in the infantry: cut towards your buddy, not your body. So many NCMs too dumb to do even that.

I've a soft spot for Eyes of the Dragon but no way they wouldn't fuck that up. They fucked up Gunslinger with Idris Elba.

I haven't seen the first, I did like Grosse Point Blank, but I thought Identity was also ok.