Mike
@snowcrash.ca
Just some boring guy on the Internet. Touches computers to make money, plays video games and reads a lot.
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Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
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If you wear a hoodie backwards you can fill the hood with beef stroganoff and eat out of it like a feedbag
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you wear a hoodie backwards you can fill the hood with beef stroganoff and eat out of it like a feedbag
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Excellent advice for last-minute Christmas shopping.
A good present should demonstrate that you know something about the recipient. For example, if you've ever seen them eating food, buy them a can of goldfish flakes (a type of food)
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Excellent advice for last-minute Christmas shopping.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost its wheels and Commisioner had to pay is the one true version send skeet
"This is the Great Transatlantic Divide. Almost none of my UK-attested versions involved an egg-laying Robin and essentially all of the North American ones did."
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost its wheels and Commisioner had to pay is the one true version send skeet
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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December 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
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If the James Bond franchise launched today, the movies would be called:
James Bond
The James Bond
James Bonds
James: Bond
James Bond: The James Bond Bonds
Bond: A James Bond Story
James Bond
The James Bond
James Bonds
James: Bond
James Bond: The James Bond Bonds
Bond: A James Bond Story
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If the James Bond franchise launched today, the movies would be called:
James Bond
The James Bond
James Bonds
James: Bond
James Bond: The James Bond Bonds
Bond: A James Bond Story
James Bond
The James Bond
James Bonds
James: Bond
James Bond: The James Bond Bonds
Bond: A James Bond Story
re: the discourse, I'm sure this is how my wife's mother feels, she told me she did a great job and my wife that I had a silver spoon and how dare I judge her (reader: I never did, not to her face anyway, she just felt guilty after she met MY parents) and my wife should have cut her off earlier.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
re: the discourse, I'm sure this is how my wife's mother feels, she told me she did a great job and my wife that I had a silver spoon and how dare I judge her (reader: I never did, not to her face anyway, she just felt guilty after she met MY parents) and my wife should have cut her off earlier.
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there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
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Speaking of pretty quilts, I just got this pride flag done!
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Speaking of pretty quilts, I just got this pride flag done!
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Don’t miss the opportunity to cast your ballot for Worst Person in Tech!
Will Elon Musk and Peter Thiel find themselves facing off again this year, so will another asshole move into the top spot? You will decide.
Will Elon Musk and Peter Thiel find themselves facing off again this year, so will another asshole move into the top spot? You will decide.
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Don’t miss the opportunity to cast your ballot for Worst Person in Tech!
Will Elon Musk and Peter Thiel find themselves facing off again this year, so will another asshole move into the top spot? You will decide.
Will Elon Musk and Peter Thiel find themselves facing off again this year, so will another asshole move into the top spot? You will decide.
The Canadian kind of bilingual experience: French CBC subtitled en francais and so I'm translating the subtitles in my head and then somebody actually speaks English and I'm still translating the subtitles, realizing what I'm doing, and now they're back to French.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Canadian kind of bilingual experience: French CBC subtitled en francais and so I'm translating the subtitles in my head and then somebody actually speaks English and I'm still translating the subtitles, realizing what I'm doing, and now they're back to French.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
It is 1984, and my dad is out of town. My mother with 10 year old me and 6 year old sister has a choice: Ghostbusters, or Gremlins. She chose Gremlins because it looked funny, and Ghostbusters looked scary. My sister disagreed about 20 minutes in, but nevertheless, we persisted.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It is 1984, and my dad is out of town. My mother with 10 year old me and 6 year old sister has a choice: Ghostbusters, or Gremlins. She chose Gremlins because it looked funny, and Ghostbusters looked scary. My sister disagreed about 20 minutes in, but nevertheless, we persisted.
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When someone tells you a joke remember to make the correct facial expressions and laugh for a normal amount of time at an unsurprising volume
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
When someone tells you a joke remember to make the correct facial expressions and laugh for a normal amount of time at an unsurprising volume
I, on the other hand, would be fucking awful at that, I'd soon have between three and seven million dollars, but also a little house as a treat. Real estate ain't cheap around here.
i feel like i would be pretty good at having between five and ten million dollars
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I, on the other hand, would be fucking awful at that, I'd soon have between three and seven million dollars, but also a little house as a treat. Real estate ain't cheap around here.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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puddles come in so many different flavors and i must try them all
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
puddles come in so many different flavors and i must try them all
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we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
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Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick