After seven full rings, he finally reaches the phone. Grasping the receiver with tiny bruised hands he listens.
No one speaks. Only a faint ticking.
He looks to his hand and with terror realizes he holds a banana.
A digital timer on its browning skin counts down...
Boo ba doo ba doop.

How far beyond sense are we when Exxon execs, who have happily partnered with dictators, are like, "That's a bit much."

First time you see the world of ruin overworld in final fantasy 6

Bo knows

I’m not optimistic, but the image of this piece of shit in an orange jump suit is motivating

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

Sidebar, but the sausage roll NOT becoming the most popular breakfast item throughout the US is mind boggling.

"They've gone about as far as they can go"

This is the same logic of, "The cost of letting everyone have guns means sometimes children are going to be murdered in schools," but in lazy vibe code about CSAM. They could fix it easily, but doing so would require them to give up the "freedom" to be predators.

I've been to the snack floor... It's glorious.

Smaug, a literal gold-hoarding dragon, the very epitome of obsessively greedy wealth hoarding, has like 8 percent of the current net worth of Elon Musk.