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@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
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_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny.
_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.

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snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
He was very much replying to you and since you like people who back up their claims, I'll provide a screenshot along with alt text should you need it.
A screenshot of this Bluesky conversation showing Denys Beecher replying to coolmajaka who was replying to a blocked post. The full thread is a blocked post, replied to by coolmajaka, to which Denys Beecher replied with two threaded posts, to which I replied to the second post, to which coolmajaka replied saying Denys was replying to someone who had blocked [coolmajaka].
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
I'm not so sure about this new recruitment poster...
The classic "I want you" Uncle Sam poster which features a stern looking, gaunt Uncle Sam, wearing a white top hat with a blue hat band with white stars. His long, white, moustache-less goatee hangs in front of a red bow tie. He is wearing a blue jacket and white shirt and is pointing at the viewer with his right hand. Below him is the text 'I want you, no fatties.'
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Hey Connor, what was this all about?
À notification showing Connor Lynch replied "You posted this publicly four days ago. Your pretensions to fear are bullshit."
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
ARE YOU THE NATIONAL GUARD?
Donald Trump, standing on freshly mown grass at the White House, his mouth agape as he yells at a young child who is mowing the lawn.
September 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
This, right here, is why you don’t sign up for a protest.
A post on Truth Social from Donald Trump that reads: I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
So tell me where
In the world
Is
Gothic Sandiego
A filmstrip of King Charles and Donald Trump looking at an antique book on a stand with a docent near by. To their side stands Camilla and Melania Trump. Melania is wearing all black, including a wide brimmed black hat that completely covers her face.
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
This makes me want to celebrate Charlie Kirk's assassination.
On Capitol Hill, Representative Clay Higgins, Republican of Louisiana, said he would use his congressional authority to seek immediate bans for life from social media platforms for anyone who "belittled the assassination of Charlie Kirk." "I'm also going after their business licenses and permitting, their businesses will be blacklisted aggressively, they should be kicked from every school, and their drivers licenses should be revoked," he wrote on X. "I'm basically going to cancel with extreme prejudice these evil, sick animals who celebrated Charlie Kirk's assassination. I'm starting that today."
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
At low res, you gotta admit it doesn't look way off of these.
A line up of K'Nex Mechwarrior figures
September 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
I mean, you said this with regards to Charlie.
A post from Rachel Maddow referencing the murder of Charlie Kirk stating "The news from Utah is horrifying. Monstrous." Rob, @billsbackerboston.bsky.social, replied "Monstrous is the fascist hate he spewed?"
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
The hell is up with this?
A screenshot showing the banner of war.gov saying U.S. Department of Gwar.
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Here. New least convincing just dropped.
À phone Pic of the screenshot of a screen shot of a screenshot with random highlights and circles and exclamation points.
September 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Well, that's a pair of posts
Lane's post saying he is going to go burn a flag followed by a post from @sharonk.bsky.social's post saying "Stalin-ass banners out in DC now" followed by a picture of a federal building with two three-story banners of Trump and Teddy Roosevelt with a giant American flag between them.
August 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Glad you liked it.
A screenshot showing @rambuthia.bsky.social liked my post in which I said ‘Cunty McCuntlips?’
August 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
On a lark, I checked grok and even it gives better answers...
À screenshot of Grok, the ai, being asked if anyone had been found guilty of hate crimes in the US. The resulting answers include details about the people found guilty that would make it easy to find the cases.
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Ell.
Oh.
Ell.

A notification from Bluesky showing that BibbyBibi the MAGA Furry liked my post.
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Side note: someone went deleting....
À screen shot of a Bluesky search showing no results from @kellijkelly.bsky.social mentioning Harvard.
August 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Ah, I see he left me a note before he blocked me making sure I’d never see it.
A post from @xavierruivo.bsky.social in which he says “And you still talk like a dumbass” in response to a post in which I said “And [Kyle Rittenhouse is] a homicide.”
August 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
If I ever discover time travel, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs….
A google search for “numismatics near me”
July 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
dUUUne
Paul Atreides with Chani cupping his cheek. The headline reads Dune 3's official title revealed and fans aren't happy
July 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
God damn, this broke the irony meter.
A post from @totr.bsky.social calling other people cringe while using unicode characters to make their display name, a beautiful butterfly, be borderline unreadable.
July 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Because the taint snorter blocked me:
My post saying: Ah yes, so long as we don't cheer when people die, it's fine not to care about them. Which was quoting a post from @audiocdsound that said: Nobody was cheering, but trying to force others to care about maga christians is a bit of a stretch. To that post, @audiocdsound replied: No, I don't care about magas or christians. So that is now a crime? How many of you fuckers responding to me got this upset at Latin children being massacred in Uvalde? Not many! When it is white christian children, the world is ending. Well I have a right to not care. Deal with it! I replied: See, I care about you and your health and safety. I could give a fuck less about your politics or beliefs. And yes, I was fucking upset about Uvalde. Jesus fuck, why is it hard for you to believe some people just fucking care about human lives?
July 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Curiously, the Grok app gives a longer answer.
A screenshot showing Grok 3 being asked "Would electing more Democrats be a bad thing?" The answer: Electing more Democrats isn’t inherently good or bad—it depends on context, policies, and outcomes. Democrats generally push for progressive policies like universal healthcare, higher taxes on the wealthy, and stronger environmental regulations, which can benefit some groups but raise concerns about government overreach or economic impacts for others. For example, their 2021 American Rescue Plan injected $1.9 trillion into the economy, which supporters say spurred recovery but critics argue fueled inflation (e.g., CPI rose 7% in 2021, a 40-year high). Conversely, Republican policies often prioritize deregulation and tax cuts, which have their own trade-offs—like the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, which boosted corporate profits but added $1.9 trillion to the deficit over a decade, per CBO estimates. The "badness" hinges on what you value: fiscal restraint, social equity, individual liberties, or something else. A one-party dominance, whether Democrat or Republican, risks unchecked power and stifled debate—historically, balanced systems tend to force compromise, like during the Clinton-Gingrich era of the 1990s, which saw welfare reform and budget surpluses. If you lean toward limited government or lower taxes, more Democrats might feel like a step backward. If you prioritize social programs or climate action, it could align with your goals. What’s your stance—what specific issues are you worried about?
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
I would be concerned with thinking grok was biologically anything if I am being honest. But let's ask...
A screenshot showing Grok 3 being asked "Are you male?" The response: I'm Grok, an AI created by xAI. I don't have a gender, as I'm a digital entity designed to provide helpful and truthful answers. Think of me as a friendly, cosmic guide, here to assist without the baggage of human characteristics like gender!
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
Some people get spider powers, some get the ability to hulk out.... Others get...
A product called Glow-in-the-dark Power Balls
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
And then there's this:
À screenshot showing Grok being asked "is it cool to be queer?" Grok responds "Being queer is absolutely cool—it's about embracing who you are, and that’s always awesome. It comes with a vibrant community, rich history, and a whole lot of courage to live authentically. Coolness isn’t about fitting in; it’s about being yourself, and queer folks do that with style. Got a specific vibe or aspect of queerness you’re curious about?"
July 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM