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_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny.
_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
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_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
Antifa HQ - Payroll Department
Libreville, Gabon
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I hear that Elon Musk had an insulin pump implanted and modded to deliver a custom ketamine and marijuana cocktail to his blood 24x7.
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Silver lining is Mike Johnson has to come up with new reasons not to release the Epstein files
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Silver lining is Mike Johnson has to come up with new reasons not to release the Epstein files
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
Eric Clapton is just his stage name. His real name is Eric Gonorrheaton.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Eric Clapton is just his stage name. His real name is Eric Gonorrheaton.
Who decided on nanotyrannus when tinyrannosaurs was right there?! https://www.earth.com/news/t-rex-history-is-completely-rewritten-by-the-discovery-of-dinosaur-named-nanotyrannus/
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who decided on nanotyrannus when tinyrannosaurs was right there?! https://www.earth.com/news/t-rex-history-is-completely-rewritten-by-the-discovery-of-dinosaur-named-nanotyrannus/
The bad place is delicious tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The bad place is delicious tonight.
There are two ways to pronounce canal.
One is correct.
The other is lewd.
I almost always think the second option.
One is correct.
The other is lewd.
I almost always think the second option.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There are two ways to pronounce canal.
One is correct.
The other is lewd.
I almost always think the second option.
One is correct.
The other is lewd.
I almost always think the second option.
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Appetency [AP-ih-ten-see]
(n.)
- A longing desire or hunger; a natural tendency or affinity.
Used in a sentence:
“There are many of us. Some have an appetency for dreams, some for memories, some hunger for emotions—such as fear. Those are the ones I avoid.”
(n.)
- A longing desire or hunger; a natural tendency or affinity.
Used in a sentence:
“There are many of us. Some have an appetency for dreams, some for memories, some hunger for emotions—such as fear. Those are the ones I avoid.”
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Appetency [AP-ih-ten-see]
(n.)
- A longing desire or hunger; a natural tendency or affinity.
Used in a sentence:
“There are many of us. Some have an appetency for dreams, some for memories, some hunger for emotions—such as fear. Those are the ones I avoid.”
(n.)
- A longing desire or hunger; a natural tendency or affinity.
Used in a sentence:
“There are many of us. Some have an appetency for dreams, some for memories, some hunger for emotions—such as fear. Those are the ones I avoid.”
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Miscolored candy corn (and related shapes) taste better.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Miscolored candy corn (and related shapes) taste better.
Once, in the early 90s, I saw a cut up windshield sticker that read Unicuse Syraversity and a good 50% of the time, that's how I say the name of the school.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Once, in the early 90s, I saw a cut up windshield sticker that read Unicuse Syraversity and a good 50% of the time, that's how I say the name of the school.
It's almost Guy Fawkes Day, so everyone get ready to go out and fawk some guys.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's almost Guy Fawkes Day, so everyone get ready to go out and fawk some guys.
Hot take: I love the art deco green tile style. I'd probably upgrade the toilet but that's it. Okay, maybe those lights above the mirror too... I'd leave them inset just make it a little cleaner/brighter/adjustable.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hot take: I love the art deco green tile style. I'd probably upgrade the toilet but that's it. Okay, maybe those lights above the mirror too... I'd leave them inset just make it a little cleaner/brighter/adjustable.
The Death Ball Sponge is my spirit animal.
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Death Ball Sponge is my spirit animal.
Russia testing nuclear powered cruise missiles and nuclear capable torpedoes. Trump suggesting it’s time to start nuclear testing again.
It’s the 80s all over again.
It’s the 80s all over again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Russia testing nuclear powered cruise missiles and nuclear capable torpedoes. Trump suggesting it’s time to start nuclear testing again.
It’s the 80s all over again.
It’s the 80s all over again.
Me: Man, Gmail's spam filter is really off today.
Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.
Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me: Man, Gmail's spam filter is really off today.
Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.
Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.
JD Vance killed the Pope.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
JD Vance killed the Pope.
Right in the Shohei's...
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Right in the Shohei's...
Doing numbers?
Sure, if by numbers you specifically mean 420 and 69.
Sure, if by numbers you specifically mean 420 and 69.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Doing numbers?
Sure, if by numbers you specifically mean 420 and 69.
Sure, if by numbers you specifically mean 420 and 69.
Me watching literally any horror movie: OH SHIT HE DED.
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me watching literally any horror movie: OH SHIT HE DED.
Your dad calls me every Pon Farr.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Your dad calls me every Pon Farr.
My “Benedict Arnold Was Right” tattoo has a lot of people suggesting I am not qualified to hold office in the United States.
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My “Benedict Arnold Was Right” tattoo has a lot of people suggesting I am not qualified to hold office in the United States.
"See alt text for details"
Just.... No.
Just.... No.
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"See alt text for details"
Just.... No.
Just.... No.
I like how the guy who always brags about how good of a negotiator he is and how he is a deal maker decided Ukraine is too difficult and everyone should just stop where they are right now and that's the solution.
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I like how the guy who always brags about how good of a negotiator he is and how he is a deal maker decided Ukraine is too difficult and everyone should just stop where they are right now and that's the solution.
Tearing down the East Wing?
…. I have a suspicion where the Epstein Files are… I mean.. were.
…. I have a suspicion where the Epstein Files are… I mean.. were.
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tearing down the East Wing?
…. I have a suspicion where the Epstein Files are… I mean.. were.
…. I have a suspicion where the Epstein Files are… I mean.. were.