Curtis
@soccurt.bsky.social
Overly caffeinated prof in SW Ontario, and probably having another cup of coffee way too late at night. Politics: liberal socialism, limitarianism, electrify everything. Posts my own and do not reflect my employer. He/him. 🏳️🌈
Michael: Peter
Peter: Michael
Michael: What do you know about shopaholics anonymous?
Peter: wait wut
Peter: Michael
Michael: What do you know about shopaholics anonymous?
Peter: wait wut
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Michael: Peter
Peter: Michael
Michael: What do you know about shopaholics anonymous?
Peter: wait wut
Peter: Michael
Michael: What do you know about shopaholics anonymous?
Peter: wait wut
Not my pic, but I do get swallowtails in my garden, mostly on my dill. The golden alexanders look pretty but I would also love to attract more butterflies.
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not my pic, but I do get swallowtails in my garden, mostly on my dill. The golden alexanders look pretty but I would also love to attract more butterflies.
Old Bluesky: Alf Hog.
New Bluesky: Swarovski Shrek.
New Bluesky: Swarovski Shrek.
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Old Bluesky: Alf Hog.
New Bluesky: Swarovski Shrek.
New Bluesky: Swarovski Shrek.
Me: Beans.
Them: Oh, you mean like a supplement? Maybe bean extract with monk fruit?
Me: NO, BEANS.
Them: ehhhhhhhhh.
Them: Oh, you mean like a supplement? Maybe bean extract with monk fruit?
Me: NO, BEANS.
Them: ehhhhhhhhh.
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Me: Beans.
Them: Oh, you mean like a supplement? Maybe bean extract with monk fruit?
Me: NO, BEANS.
Them: ehhhhhhhhh.
Them: Oh, you mean like a supplement? Maybe bean extract with monk fruit?
Me: NO, BEANS.
Them: ehhhhhhhhh.
It's probably advocacy for sexism, racism, or worse, but not for those things because they've been objectively proven. Reference: this set of calipers and this Excel spreadsheet.
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
It's probably advocacy for sexism, racism, or worse, but not for those things because they've been objectively proven. Reference: this set of calipers and this Excel spreadsheet.
Not the main point, but I always love "eat American" when you guys grow an f-ton of soy and lentils and they remain pretty marginal foods for most Americans.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Not the main point, but I always love "eat American" when you guys grow an f-ton of soy and lentils and they remain pretty marginal foods for most Americans.
My partner, former psw: "I'll start worrying when they invent a butt wiping robot."
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
My partner, former psw: "I'll start worrying when they invent a butt wiping robot."
Reference to the movie/book Logan's Run.
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Reference to the movie/book Logan's Run.
"We want to have a baby."
"Ok, fill out this form to participate in the next purge, parent edition."
"Ok, fill out this form to participate in the next purge, parent edition."
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"We want to have a baby."
"Ok, fill out this form to participate in the next purge, parent edition."
"Ok, fill out this form to participate in the next purge, parent edition."
looks delicious!
meal theory: any 2, 3, or 4 of pasta, greens, beans, sausage can be tasty.
meal theory: any 2, 3, or 4 of pasta, greens, beans, sausage can be tasty.
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
looks delicious!
meal theory: any 2, 3, or 4 of pasta, greens, beans, sausage can be tasty.
meal theory: any 2, 3, or 4 of pasta, greens, beans, sausage can be tasty.
Please verify this is as stupid as it sounds to me after reading the article.
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Please verify this is as stupid as it sounds to me after reading the article.
Plus I feel a little vicarious pride for American friends and the way they are fighting back every time I play my red white and blue deck.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Plus I feel a little vicarious pride for American friends and the way they are fighting back every time I play my red white and blue deck.
*considers past dirtbags you've covered so far* you found someone even worse?! Excited/full of dread now.
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
*considers past dirtbags you've covered so far* you found someone even worse?! Excited/full of dread now.
First thought: Pew pew.
Second thought: I use humor to psychologically distance myself from uncomfortable thoughts, such as "I am worried about Nick."
Second thought: I use humor to psychologically distance myself from uncomfortable thoughts, such as "I am worried about Nick."
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
First thought: Pew pew.
Second thought: I use humor to psychologically distance myself from uncomfortable thoughts, such as "I am worried about Nick."
Second thought: I use humor to psychologically distance myself from uncomfortable thoughts, such as "I am worried about Nick."