Jackbooted Thot
@socialism.tools
📍Chicago
🏳️🌈he/they🐻
Urbanism, technology, shitposting - the tripod of civilization
🏳️🌈he/they🐻
Urbanism, technology, shitposting - the tripod of civilization
i’m delighted to inform you he’s done it again
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i’m delighted to inform you he’s done it again
he loves the cat christmas tree and i don’t even have all the branches fluffed yet
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
he loves the cat christmas tree and i don’t even have all the branches fluffed yet
hell yes america’s got talent LFG apple biting juggler
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
hell yes america’s got talent LFG apple biting juggler
“tiktok rots your brain”
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
“tiktok rots your brain”
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
“but he gets mad at one point! and also compromises his values!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“but he gets mad at one point! and also compromises his values!”
it’s so cool how the biggest bookseller and largest book social network owner are the same entity that appears to hate reading
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
it’s so cool how the biggest bookseller and largest book social network owner are the same entity that appears to hate reading
we’re really missing out on AI insights here 😩
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
we’re really missing out on AI insights here 😩
STEM guys, anywhere, at any time in history: yeah the thing we're really into will be here... oh let me crunch the numbers... ah yes, five years from now. www.theverge.com/column/82066...
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
STEM guys, anywhere, at any time in history: yeah the thing we're really into will be here... oh let me crunch the numbers... ah yes, five years from now. www.theverge.com/column/82066...
this bit me too. I knew something was wrong when I saw "birdhouse" mentioned in the flow, that sounds internal?
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this bit me too. I knew something was wrong when I saw "birdhouse" mentioned in the flow, that sounds internal?
openAI hitting the User Engagement button
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
openAI hitting the User Engagement button
Programmers: $10M to add a new feature twice a year and not fix any of the existing ones
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Programmers: $10M to add a new feature twice a year and not fix any of the existing ones
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
yeah i work in SaaS. SUNLIGHT AS A SERVICE
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
yeah i work in SaaS. SUNLIGHT AS A SERVICE
worried about eternal darkness? how about Sun Forever?
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
worried about eternal darkness? how about Sun Forever?
they need to put clout chasing in the DSM
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
they need to put clout chasing in the DSM
they're calling him the smartest businessman of all time
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
they're calling him the smartest businessman of all time
if you have a bike-shaped two-wheeled electric vehicle that doesn't use your legs to go, is it still a bicycle? www.theverge.com/transportati...
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if you have a bike-shaped two-wheeled electric vehicle that doesn't use your legs to go, is it still a bicycle? www.theverge.com/transportati...
“delete your facebook account” and miss out on Cement Basketball Goku?
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“delete your facebook account” and miss out on Cement Basketball Goku?
using a 5,000lb, 4-person vehicle to carry a burrito across town. love the future
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
using a 5,000lb, 4-person vehicle to carry a burrito across town. love the future
came home to a beautiful woman in my apartment
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
came home to a beautiful woman in my apartment
she could have been scamming schlubs the whole time instead of the only people you're not allowed to defraud (investors) RIP queen see you soon
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
she could have been scamming schlubs the whole time instead of the only people you're not allowed to defraud (investors) RIP queen see you soon
in case you missed it elizabeth holmes is working her followers up about how theranos totally worked. keep an eye out for this plot line to return in 2032
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
in case you missed it elizabeth holmes is working her followers up about how theranos totally worked. keep an eye out for this plot line to return in 2032