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Jackbooted Thot
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📍Chicago
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Urbanism, technology, shitposting - the tripod of civilization
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You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Chicago that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Chicago my home.
i’m delighted to inform you he’s done it again
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
AMAZING: This 250 Year Old Country Still Collapses The Old-Fashioned Way
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
he loves the cat christmas tree and i don’t even have all the branches fluffed yet
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“tiktok rots your brain”
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
they aren't playing marty supreme at my theater. it's never been more over
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i finally watched First Reformed and am going back in time to punch myself for not watching this in theaters
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I plowed through the Strength of the Few and there needs to be some snappy “mary sue”-esque term for SFF protagonists that have no real depth or personality but fake one to the reader by being brave/tenacious/impulsive/emotional.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it’s so cool how the biggest bookseller and largest book social network owner are the same entity that appears to hate reading
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i love watching a CEO fail a softball interview. just going to swing at a t-ball and faceplanting www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
we’re really missing out on AI insights here 😩
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
epstein stuff is designed to make you a conspiracy nutjob because why is toilet paper in the title and not the unmonitored internet access
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
STEM guys, anywhere, at any time in history: yeah the thing we're really into will be here... oh let me crunch the numbers... ah yes, five years from now. www.theverge.com/column/82066...
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
just finished "the road" and boy. that was certainly something. not something good! but something
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the genius minds behind X: The Everything App have locked out literally everyone who used a yubikey on twitter
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
openAI hitting the User Engagement button
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I get comments when I wear this and they're always funny. People assuming it's clinton related, total confusion, random gripes about their own email, etc
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Programmers: $10M to add a new feature twice a year and not fix any of the existing ones
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"everyone in the nuclear industry is a now MAGA freak hellbent on destroying the NRC" seems like something democrats may want to take note of (Gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The Risky Movement to Make America Nuclear Again
A Silicon Valley startup called Oklo is leading the charge to bring nuclear power back to the US with small reactors. Its backers have wealth and political connections that could undermine nuclear saf...
www.bloomberg.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
thermostatic political "theory" proven right again
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
congratulations to NYC DSA 🎉🥳
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM