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burger_enjoyer and low effort movie screenshot emporium. friendship ended with MARTA, now WMATA is my best friend. have watched a medically inadvisable number of Takashi Miike films https://boxd.it/1Izzt
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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you're laughing. a 48 year old refinery operator named Terry LeBlanc just got the redass so bad he loaded up his cousin's fanboat with tannerite and giggin sticks, no phone no showed his shift, and was last seen haulin ass past Belle Chase, and you're laughing
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filling the void of wanting more Fake Documentary Q by digging into other youtube horror series. serieses. sers ies. channels. what are your faves?

already up to date on Local58 and Oldest Giant, ripping through Gemini Home Entertainment, and already watched the Slenderman stuff back in the day
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why is our new vet a game dev discourse prompt
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every time I take this lens out I feel like it actively hates me, but then two or three shots out of 50+ turn out in a way I couldn't have done with any other lens, and so it stays in my bag on the off chance I see the lighting it might want again. we must imagine sisyphus happy
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it needs a lot of light but not Too Much Light, it's razor sharp but good luck getting the focal plane on your subject, and then yes of course it's heavy and fully manual and unstabilized, so you need a faster shutter speed which only boxes you in more re: light
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normally yes, but that isn't the problem here. look up the 135STF. it has an apodizing element and two apertures (you only really use one or the other depending on if you're using the effect or not). it purple fringes bad in any direct sunlight, and it's manual focus but the focus ring is FAST
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this fucking asshole hunk of glass
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thus begins my "comically large hunk of glass" lens arc
fuji x-t3 with a sony 135mm smooth trans focus lens attached. or rather, a sony 135mm smooth trans focus lens with a fuji x-t3 attached
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still mad about how much I have to fight with this lens at every step to get something I like out of it but when it works it makes me just need to keep on fighting it. if nothing turned out I could sell it but no, I get glimpses of what it can do and just get reminded it's a Me Problem
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girl told me a glitch monster keeps killing her friends so I asked how many friends she has and she said she just goes to the mall and gets new friends afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding friends to the glitch monster and then the guy watching the tape years later started crying
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we're watching the og V/H/S and, separately the topic of Marble Hornets came up and I had the unique pleasure of telling her the guy was from a town a little south of ours and which places in the area we knew it was shot at
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we made this a two-movie day by watching V/H/S/Halloween. dither-fish hasn't seen any of the V/H/Ss despite someone we went to high school with being in 2, so looks like some rewatches and filling in gaps ahead for spooky season
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I THINK SO, THEYRE SELLING THEM ON ALIEXPRESS
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SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT SHE WAS WORKING ON UNTIL SHE WAS DONE, BUT
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photography walk foraged dinner done, now watching with cats and legos