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burger_enjoyer and low effort movie screenshot emporium. friendship ended with MARTA, now WMATA is my best friend. Takashi Miike filmography completion: 65% https://boxd.it/1Izzt
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I know you're thinking "I'm not into nitty gritty military sims. This isn't for me." What you don't understand is Ace Combat is channeling anime "power of friendship" vibes and Metal Gear as much as it's channeling Tom Clancy. Play 7, then dig into the holy trilogy of 4,5,0.
Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown is $4.79 on Steam buff.ly/BJ9dC17
TOP GUN: Maverick Ultimate Edition $19.99 US PSN buff.ly/fpnfQnX
TOP GUN: Maverick Edition $14.99 XBL Game Pass discount buff.ly/ZtbPqA1

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December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
picked up Ace Combat 7 because of the sale, and if I'm being frank I'm kicking myself for not getting into this series sooner. strangereal is incredible. you can just put a 2D png of an actual dog in your 3d animated scene, that was always an option
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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2024: next year will be great, train's really pulling into the station

2025 train pulling into the station:
January 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
been a good run of horror flicks, let's see if they keep it up. nw…
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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#lifehacks
August 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Pronunciation tip: every g in eggnog is soft, each softer than the last!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
despite each only having a mono speaker, if you run a different channel of audio to each daisychained PVM you can achieve Forbidden Stereo. real pervert shit, we have fully turned our backs on god
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
if you want to see a movie that is actually this, you can watch Yaji & Kita: The Midnight Pilgrims
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hackers (1985)
it's too late, I have already depicted myself as the cool ass pipe smoking guy using the panasonic rl-h1400 hhc pocket computer with rl-p4001 acoustic coupler and you as the seiko uc-2100 calculator watch expansion
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tetsuo the Iron Man: first movie after lockdowns, was not ready in a room with that many people and the anxiety threw fuel on the fire of that experience

Possession: too strong gummy, was convinced I was actively dying

Sorcerer: white knuckle edge of seat, blood pressure has never recovered
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Recent weeks have revealed the existence of two very distinct spheres: One group of specific weirdos (of which I am definitely one) for whom KINKI is basically the cinematic event of the decade. And everyone else, including other horror nerds, who have never even heard of Koji Shiraishi or NOROI.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
it. is. time. nw…

KINKI (2025) dir. Koji Shiraishi
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/11511
『箱買い!ペットボトル』発売!一本一本バラバラになる!
"Buy a Box! Plastic Bottles" now on sale! Each bottle comes apart!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Long, rambling, disjointed, irresponsible, and spoiler-free thoughts and ruminations about seeing the new Koji Shiraishi thing.
“Thank you for watching.” – Kinki (2025)
I have argued before that, in order to create something truly creepy, you can’t be afraid of it being a little silly. Junji Ito understands this, and so does Koji Shiraishi. Recently, I had the gre…
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December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
yeah i'm gonna take my horse to the unnamed road
i'm gonna ride 'til i trangouansou
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
new movie time, immediately moved up the list when I saw it was connected to Benson and Moorhead. nw…

Man Finds Tape (2025) dirs. Gandersman and Hall
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the graphics in this one are incredible for a CSB video, feels like a swansong
STOP EVERYTHING, NEW US CSB VIDEO

the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
Low Pressure, Fatal Consequence: Explosion at Yenkin-Majestic
YouTube video by USCSB
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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STOP EVERYTHING, NEW US CSB VIDEO

the best use of my tax dollars, succinct clear animations showing industrial disasters
youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0
Low Pressure, Fatal Consequence: Explosion at Yenkin-Majestic
YouTube video by USCSB
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber

me: but i want to take the subway

google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes

me: i like subway

google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster

me: underground choo-choo
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Human Instrumentality With Kiwi Characteristics
looped back around to finishing Howl from Beyond the Fog, great short film. now just checking a few more things on Midnight Pulp before rolling off that subscription. tonight's selection:

The Quiet Earth (1985)
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM