I’ve always assumed it was the setup for a hidden camera tv ad, where anytime someone grabs the Tostitos a mariachi band will emerge from both ends of the aisle and an announcer with an outrageous mustache will start chiding the person’s poor taste.

I believe the specific location they were at is a primary care clinic across from the hospital (it’s kind of a large complex), so likely a regular appointment. The primary care is right next to some specialty clinic space, so might be one of those.

Look, sacrifices had to be made

JD is his homunculus phylactery

“We’re not here to point fingers or shame anyone, but at some point someone has to accept that they aren’t making kombucha in those Safeway milk jugs, they’re just making a public health hazard”

What if we based our entire country off a misunderstood hearing of Bruce Springsteen’s “Glory Days”?