Amy Probably
@socklessinseattle.bsky.social
What if you bought me a hot dog and then never spoke to me again
You can go to the library and ask them to stamp your hand so it looks like you went to the clubs
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You can go to the library and ask them to stamp your hand so it looks like you went to the clubs
We’re doing this around the space needle on our bikes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We’re doing this around the space needle on our bikes.
Everything is a joke to me
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Everything is a joke to me
It’s so tiring to be a guinea pig
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s so tiring to be a guinea pig
Fellas we got a clean guinea pig cage
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fellas we got a clean guinea pig cage
Evidence of guinea pig day
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Evidence of guinea pig day
I’ve been working on this weird embroidery project for months and it still looks bad. It’s going to be my favorite piece ever
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ve been working on this weird embroidery project for months and it still looks bad. It’s going to be my favorite piece ever
Are you holding maple syrup
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Are you holding maple syrup
I’m considering purchases stupider than you can imagine
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m considering purchases stupider than you can imagine
The vibes are bad in architecture yall
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The vibes are bad in architecture yall
The phone I’m using to call my representatives to discuss issues I’m concerned about
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The phone I’m using to call my representatives to discuss issues I’m concerned about
There are so many birds here
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There are so many birds here
Meet me on the track and let’s finish this
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Meet me on the track and let’s finish this
My mom sent me this photo of the guinea pig with only the word “sentry”
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My mom sent me this photo of the guinea pig with only the word “sentry”
I’m doing my part
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m doing my part
GET WRECKED META I PRAY FOR YOUR DOWNFALL
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
GET WRECKED META I PRAY FOR YOUR DOWNFALL
I’ve done it. I’ve created the perfect Christmas card
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’ve done it. I’ve created the perfect Christmas card
My back after carrying Hello Sunshine back to the library
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My back after carrying Hello Sunshine back to the library
I have reached out about potential guinea pig playmates for the Cookie Monster
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I have reached out about potential guinea pig playmates for the Cookie Monster
When my guinea pig gets out of her cage
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When my guinea pig gets out of her cage
When we figured out Godzilla was female
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When we figured out Godzilla was female