Amy Probably
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What if you bought me a hot dog and then never spoke to me again
I’m celebrating my city in stupider ways than you are (going to visit the I-90 pedestrian tunnel to see the new graffiti)
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m celebrating my city in stupider ways than you are (going to visit the I-90 pedestrian tunnel to see the new graffiti)
Gathering all my friends downtown and telling them to split into teams. They then have 1.5 hours to take a picture of the most liminal space they can find and then meet back at a brewery so we can exchange which spots are most haunted.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Gathering all my friends downtown and telling them to split into teams. They then have 1.5 hours to take a picture of the most liminal space they can find and then meet back at a brewery so we can exchange which spots are most haunted.
Me to my Project Architect
“the heavy sigh you made right as you walked in really inspires confidence.”
“the heavy sigh you made right as you walked in really inspires confidence.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me to my Project Architect
“the heavy sigh you made right as you walked in really inspires confidence.”
“the heavy sigh you made right as you walked in really inspires confidence.”
You can go to the library and ask them to stamp your hand so it looks like you went to the clubs
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You can go to the library and ask them to stamp your hand so it looks like you went to the clubs
Today one of the high school students I mentor said “I’m going worm hunting with friends tomorrow” and I said “buddy it’s a Thursday tomorrow” and he went “perfect” and I went ???
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Today one of the high school students I mentor said “I’m going worm hunting with friends tomorrow” and I said “buddy it’s a Thursday tomorrow” and he went “perfect” and I went ???
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
Threatening to tackle your BIM manager is an effective workplace flow strategy
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Threatening to tackle your BIM manager is an effective workplace flow strategy
Guys my project architect uses AI for everything how fucked are we
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Guys my project architect uses AI for everything how fucked are we
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ever since I was a little girl always wanted to participate in trench warfare
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
ever since I was a little girl always wanted to participate in trench warfare
Love is when a friend once told me “I can tell you’re happier these days because you do your humming”
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Love is when a friend once told me “I can tell you’re happier these days because you do your humming”
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Terrifying: woman realizes she makes the same passive little noises and hums that her parents make
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Terrifying: woman realizes she makes the same passive little noises and hums that her parents make
Going to be the first architect to have my signature as “have a great summer/HAGS” in my official stamp
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Going to be the first architect to have my signature as “have a great summer/HAGS” in my official stamp
We’re doing this around the space needle on our bikes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We’re doing this around the space needle on our bikes.
Oh yeah? My bike lanes come with concrete barriers and I added spikes to on the car side
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Oh yeah? My bike lanes come with concrete barriers and I added spikes to on the car side
I miss that aspect of being a kid where’d you go “oh look it’s so and so.” And then that other kid would just start sprinting for no reason and you’d nod and go “yep makes sense”
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I miss that aspect of being a kid where’d you go “oh look it’s so and so.” And then that other kid would just start sprinting for no reason and you’d nod and go “yep makes sense”
Asking the people wearing suits downtown if they want to play kick the can with me
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Asking the people wearing suits downtown if they want to play kick the can with me
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you guys think I could solve society's problems by eating out of a trough or not
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
you guys think I could solve society's problems by eating out of a trough or not
Brb toilet training my coworkers
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Brb toilet training my coworkers
Robert with the football is back in Pioneer Square and I still got it
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Robert with the football is back in Pioneer Square and I still got it
Everything is a joke to me
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Everything is a joke to me
It’s so tiring to be a guinea pig
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s so tiring to be a guinea pig
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*not shopping at Target intensifies*
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
*not shopping at Target intensifies*
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They’re introducing a complex set of tunnels and stairs to get to the bathroom at work (for our own enrichment)
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They’re introducing a complex set of tunnels and stairs to get to the bathroom at work (for our own enrichment)
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Oh god he's coming right at me!!!?
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh god he's coming right at me!!!?